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    26 "Inappropriate" Gifts For People With A Sense Of Humor

    Give these to the people in your life who won't stop cursing.

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    1. Just a tin of some lip shit to smear on their mouth flaps.

    Despite the terse name, these balms are surprisingly classy looking with retro designs. They also have intriguing flavors like coconut and basil, grapefruit and rosehip, and lemonade and hibiscus.

    Get it from Firebox for $8.09 (available in five flavors) or Blue Q for $6.99 (available in 12 flavors).

    2. A middle finger key for people who are not fans of being locked out.

    Get it from Cool Material for $9.95 or Good Worth for $12.

    3. A sun-powered gnome with a glowing moon.

    Promising review: "So cute... I already have had lots of comments. A definite conversation piece in the garden. Love it." β€”Desert Daisy

    Get it from Amazon for $29.99.

    4. A wooden spoon they might hit you with once they open it.

    Get it from theteatreasures on Etsy for $6.91.

    5. An "unt" mug with a conveniently located handle.

    Get it from Amazon for $9.28 or BeUniqueLtd on Etsy for $12.44 (available in two colors).

    6. A book filled with rude gestures so they can offend people everywhere they go.

    Get it from Amazon for $10.13, Barnes & Noble for $10.49, Firebox for $10.79, or a local bookseller through IndieBound here.

    7. A p(r)etty mug with an important message.

    Get it from pnwenamelco on Etsy for $16.25.

    8. A coloring book filled with something everyone can get behind: cat butts.

    Promising review: "Do you like to laugh? Do you like to color?? Then this is the book for you...BUY IT NOW! Buy two because your friend needs one too." β€”Tamara Scott

    Get it from Amazon for $5.40.

    9. Or a coloring book inspired by a bunch of tooting creatures.,

    Promising review: "This is the funniest coloring book ever! Sure to please the most discriminating adolescent on your gift giving list! Or just amusement for your own inner adolescent! High quality pictures!" β€”Mama Ro

    Get it from Amazon for $3.67 or a local bookseller through IndieBound here.

    10. A bag of reindeer farts, which taste suspiciously like peppermint cotton candy.

    Get it from Amazon for $10.95.

    11. A customizable top dedicated to the best kind of glory hole β€” a doughnut hole.

    This design can be on a tee, V-neck, tank top, baseball shirt, sweatshirt, and more.

    Get it from Look Human for $23.99+.

    12. A butt throw pillow that they will thank you for from the bottom of their hearts.

    Get it from Look Human for $22.99+ (available in eight styles).

    13. A tea infuser that takes "teabagging" to a new literal level that no one was really ready for.

    Promising review: "Boy was he surprised! I watched his face go from curiosity to laughter the second he opened the little box and pulled out the soft, squishy sack. Who knew getting tea-bagged would be a family affair!" β€”Jen

    Get it from Amazon for $14.95 (available in three colors).

    14. An illustrated calendar filled with birds that will berate them when you're not around to do it.

    Get it from TheArtOfHellebarde on Etsy for $24.41.

    15. A pom-pomed beanie that hates the cold as much as them.

    Get it from BuzzFeed's FuckShitShop for $30 (available in two colors).

    PSST! BuzzFeed makes money when you buy this.

    16. An eraser for making mistakes GO AWAY!

    Get it from MeanieMart on Etsy for $1.53.

    17. A pretty floral blanket that, upon closer inspection, is covered in dicks.

    Get it from Look Human for $49.99+ (available in two sizes).

    18. A scented candle that smells like the "Spawn of the Devil."

    According to the description, it smells like: "skunk, a pinch of putrid, and a heap of gross."

    Get it from Stinky Candle Co. for $11.99.

    19. A roll of middle finger washi tape perfect for wrapping up a gift for someone they're not found of.

    Get it from JulieAnnArt on Etsy for $4.50.

    20. A pack of angry cards they can put under windshield wipers whenever they see a bad parking job.

    There are five different captions and ten of each.

    Get a box of 50 from Amazon for $16.99.

    21. A sheet of stickers that honestly has no time for your shit.

    Get them from Look Human for $10+ (available as regular stickers or reusable decals).

    22. A catch-all carrying pouch that might put you in contempt of your friendship.

    Get it from David Olenick on Society6 for $11.19+ (available in three sizes).

    23. Or a book of maps dedicated to judging almost every lame-o location they can think of.

    Flatiron Books

    Promising review: "A great book for anyone with a sense of humor. It's awesome to pick up a city or two with friends, laugh and let it spark conversation. Well done and while offensive, it doesn't hit one group harder than others β€” instead, it offends everyone, which is easier to respect. Fun book. I'm buying a bunch for holiday gifts!" β€”Amazon Customer

    Get it from Amazon for $11.31, Barnes & Noble for $19.99, or a local bookseller through IndieBound here.

    24. A card game based on a phrase most fans of The Office know very well: "That's What She Said."

    It's basically a super sexual version of Apples to Apples. You can play with over four players and each game lasts 30–60 minutes.

    Promising review: "So funny! Took this to a bachelorette party and we all loved it! Even the older moms and grandmas got into it!" β€”Kikame

    Get it from Amazon for $24.99.

    25. A sleep mask guaranteed to get them some alone time.

    Get it from EmbroiderableLinens on Etsy for $9.99.

    26. A reindeer mankini that will make their cheeks as red as Rudolph's nose.

    Get it from Amazon for $16.99.

    Do your holiday shopping with BuzzFeed. Check out all of our gift guides here!

    Allison Krausman / BuzzFeed

    Reviews have been edited for length and/or clarity.

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