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1. Just a tin of some lip shit to smear on their mouth flaps.
2. A middle finger key for people who are not fans of being locked out.
3. A sun-powered gnome with a glowing moon.
4. A wooden spoon they might hit you with once they open it.
5. An "unt" mug with a conveniently located handle.
6. A book filled with rude gestures so they can offend people everywhere they go.
7. A p(r)etty mug with an important message.
8. A coloring book filled with something everyone can get behind: cat butts.
9. Or a coloring book inspired by a bunch of tooting creatures.
10. A bag of reindeer farts, which taste suspiciously like peppermint cotton candy.
11. A customizable top dedicated to the best kind of glory hole — a doughnut hole.
12. A butt throw pillow that they will thank you for from the bottom of their hearts.
13. A tea infuser that takes "teabagging" to a new literal level that no one was really ready for.
14. An illustrated calendar filled with birds that will berate them when you're not around to do it.
15. A pom-pomed beanie that hates the cold as much as them.
16. An eraser for making mistakes GO AWAY!
17. A pretty floral blanket that, upon closer inspection, is covered in dicks.
18. A scented candle that smells like the "Spawn of the Devil."
19. A roll of middle finger washi tape perfect for wrapping up a gift for someone they're not found of.
20. A pack of angry cards they can put under windshield wipers whenever they see a bad parking job.
21. A sheet of stickers that honestly has no time for your shit.
22. A catch-all carrying pouch that might put you in contempt of your friendship.
23. Or a book of maps dedicated to judging almost every lame-o location they can think of.
24. A card game based on a phrase most fans of The Office know very well: "That's What She Said."
25. A sleep mask guaranteed to get them some alone time.
26. A reindeer mankini that will make their cheeks as red as Rudolph's nose.
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