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1. Silver cleaning wipes because the last thing you need is a set of dirty silverware ~tarnishing~ your reputation.
2. "Butt Be Dry," a handy gadget that looks like a lightweight fanny pack that unfolds to become a small waterproof cover for your bottom. Suddenly, the whole world can become your chair.
3. A stain remover that says, "hey it's OK, no need to cry over spilled wine."
4. A set of body cleansing wipes to help you freshen up when a shower is not in your immediate future. These are great post-gym, during a hike, or just on really hot days.
5. Garbage disposal cleaner that's not only easy to use, but also very entertaining.
6. An insulated, self-adhesive weatherproofing strip to stick to your door to ensure your precious air conditioned air stays put. Once you see your electric bill, you'll know this thing pays for itself.
7. A kitchen wrap organizer because we all know the extreme anger that comes from trying to close the drawer and the bulky tinfoil box getting in the way.
8. CeraVe moisturizing cream — a gentle, miracle-working face cream to help with dry skin, acne, and other skin woes. It's just a solid moisturizer choice.
9. Tide's Brights + Whites Rescue capable of making colorful clothing more vibrant and white clothing up to three shades lighter. Wow, better wear sunglasses when you pull out your dazzlingly clean laundry!
10. Liquid plant food that's pretty much a multi-vitamin for your houseplant. If your green little buddy isn't growing as much as you'd like, consider a couple of drops of this elixir!
11. A canine ear cleaner so your pup can actually hear you when you tell them what a good dog they are. :3
12. A pet grooming glove with two key functions: removing excess fur and giving your pet the most luxurious petting of their life.
13. A razor subscription service that shows up on time and is gentle on your delicate gams (or wherever you feel like shaving).
14. Two pairs of feet masks for getting the peeling snake feet of your dreams. JK! After the peeling stops, you get nice, soft, baby-like tootsies.
15. All-natural multi-purpose spray in a variety of fragrances to give your home that treasured "freshly cleaned top to bottom" smell.
16. A scar cream that'll help you heal painful reminders of past injuries. No longer will you be haunted by that time you spilled boiling hot pasta water on your foot!
17. Glossier Solution – it gets rid of dead skin and clears complexion, leaving you glowing.
18. A pack of Bottle Bright tablets that clean those hard-to-reach places so you don't have to. That moldy Nalgene you forgot to clean for a year can now be saved from the garbage!
19. A toilet cleaning wand you'll think must be a REAL magic wand, because what earthly product could possibly work so well?
20. Anti-chafing balm because summer should be pain-free, even if you're completely set on breaking in those new jelly sandals.
21. Two cans of Bar Keepers Friend cleanser and polish to cut through tough stains on steel, porcelain, ceramic, brass, and pretty much anything else you can find in your bathroom or kitchen.
22. A jewelry cleaning pen so your jewels can shine bright like a — well, a diamond.
23. A tube of primer to ensure your amazing makeup masterpiece stays put all day long.
24. A microfiber cloth that only need water to wipe away aaaalll your makeup with a few swipes. Your old greasy makeup remover could never.
25. A Squatty Potty stool so you can finally poop as nature intended.
26. A dandruff shampoo that can blast away every annoying flake and let your scalp breathe a sigh of relief. Expect a thank-you note from your noggin.
27. An all-purpose car cleaner that works for leather, vinyl, carpet, upholstery, plastic, and rubber. Just marinate your whole sedan in this stuff.
28. A shortcuts keyboard cover for Adobe Photoshop users who are always forgetting key combinations right when they need them. Gonna CMD + S this one for later.
29. A filtering showerhead that'll rid the water of bacteria and metals that could be lingering in your water pipes (eek!). It boasts three pressure settings so you can adjust to your liking.
30. A 3-in-1 super pot that'll practically replace your stove because it can be used to grill, slow cook, steam, simmer, and serve... all right on the dinner table.
31. Budget-friendly waterproof eyebrow wax to give your brows a little love. Just swipe on the clear, organic formula to shape, then add your favorite eyebrow gel or pencil on top for color if needed.
32. A snout soother to help moisturize your dog's crusty nose. You hate chapped lips, so your dog definitely hates having a chapped nose.
33. A squalane and omega repair cream from Biossance that's the creamy, ultra-hydrating moisturizer your skincare routine has been missing.
34. A stone-effect spray paint that'll help transform out-of-date furniture and cabinets into ultra-trendy decor without the pricey renovation.
35. A pet brush with thin, long teeth capable of getting to the undercoat. A good brushing means a silkier coat — and best of all, less shedding.
36. An elastic organizer to detangle the huge ball of cords and chargers tumbling around in your bag.
37. A pack of Miracle-Gro water storing crystals that'll prevent both under- *and* over-watering, which I believe are the top two killers of plants.
38. A satin-lined Hairbrella to keep your hair protected from rain, humidity, and anything else that's out to ruin your perfect hairdo.
39. A pair of leaf scoops that may look silly, but are super useful for grabbing big scoopfuls of leaves and debris.
40. A bumper-sticker remover to attach to your drill for quick and easy removal of bumper stickers. You can finally turn back time to before your car became a Fall Out Boy fan.
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