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    33 Products That Will Make You Laugh Until You Realize How Useful They Are

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    1. A pug with a measuring tape for a tongue, so you can make doggone certain your measurements are correct before trying to shove a giant, castle-shaped dog bed through your door.


    Get it from Amazon for $9.98.

    2. A clear shower curtain with pockets so you can multi-task on mornings when you're running late for work.


    First you laugh, and then you realize how much easier it would be to give your kid a bath if Dora the Explorer was on.

    Promising review: "Absolutely love this shower curtain! It is worth every penny. BTW if you feel like there is too much space in the pocket where you insert your device, just put a small hand towel or rag behind the device after insertion and you will be good to go." —Jonnisha Lewis

    Get it from Amazon for $26.95.

    3. A karate (lettuce) chopper sure to make Spongebob proud.


    Promising review: "Sufficient for maiming dangerous heads of lettuce as well as other harmful fruits and vegetables. Also serves as a very good human slapper! Most importantly, I can decapitate a dangerous zombie in as little as 50 chops. I highly recommend this product." —SaraSals

    Get it from Amazon for $8.90.

    4. A pack of wine condoms for people who won't stop saying "penis grigio."


    See BuzzFeed's full review for wine condoms.

    Promising review: "One of the greatest gifts ever. Practical yet hysterical." —Sal Vation

    Get a pack of six from Amazon for $13.97.

    5. A goofy cat trash can to make cleaning up way less clawful.


    Get it from Amazon for $11.99 (available in three colors).

    6. A video game-inspired light switch for people who just really miss having a pressable button on their iPhone.


    It works on paddle-style wall switches.

    Promising review: "This light switch cover adds to the gaming theme of my room. The buttons feel like they're high quality and won't break on you. Makes a boring switch in your house have style to it, and I would highly recommend it." —Amazon Customer

    Get it from Amazon for $8.99 (available in nine colors).

    7. A pair of rubber gloves to make dishes almost worth doing (ALMOST).


    Get them from Amazon for $7.95+ (available in four styles).

    8. A pair of bread slippers, aka loafers to keep your feet warm and toasty.


    Promising review: "I saw this on Facebook a while back and could NOT stop laughing about the pun.... loafers!!!!! Then I happened upon them on Amazon, and I just had to. They are super soft to the touch. Super happy with this purchase!" —Rose Ingraffia

    Get them from Amazon for $17+ (available in sizes M–L and seven styles).

    9. A tin of Shakespeare bandages that add insult to injury (but still make great bandages).

    Archie McPhee, Amazon

    It comes with 15 bandages and a secret prize!

    Promising review: "Not only are these clever, they're also durable. I'm a server, so I wash my hands 50 times a day, these stayed on my finger all day!" —Jhasmine

    Get it from Amazon for $6.88.

    10. An elephant ottoman for decor that people will truly never forget.


    Get it from Walmart for $42.98.

    11. A set of hooks that are more fun than a barrel of monkeys.


    Get a set of three from Amazon for $13.99 (available in three colors).

    12. A Darth Vader shower head so you can bathe in his tears. What a rebellious way to get clean!


    Promising review: "Bought for my boys' bathroom and they love it. Has made showering very enjoyable for both of them. Highly recommend and would buy again." —Aidsha V.

    Get it from Amazon for $19.49.

    13. A pack of Shittens that will keep you fully covered, no matter what gross thing your pet, baby, or own body just pooped out.


    These disposable mitts are pre-moistened!

    Promising review: "I’m kind of annoyed by how well these work for actual kid butt cleaning. At $20 a package I’m embarrassed to be purchasing a second package of these since the first was purchased as a joke to my husband. But here we are. Take my money." —Hannah Zumberge

    Get a pack of 20 from Amazon for $19.99.

    14. A foaming clay mask to turn skincare into a total gigglefest.


    Promising review: "Love it! Bought it after I found it on YouTube. It's very fun to wear, but it actually works really well too! Less annoying and flaky than the drying charcoal masks I normally buy. My skin is cleaner, but not dry and tight, after using it. My pores look smaller and it has definitely helped with my blemishes!" —Autumn

    Get it from Amazon for $10.12.

    15. A knit beanie with a built-in beard so you can enjoy the warmth of facial hair without having to invest in beard oil.


    Promising review: "This mask and beanie combo is every bit as funny as it is functional. Worked out great as a white elephant gift present...everyone at the party wanted to try it on!" —Masta' C

    Get it from Amazon for $5 (available in three colors).

    16. Finger claws to make you feel like a tiny dinosaur while chowing down on wings. But like, a really clean dino, because your hands will be spotless.


    Get six from Amazon for $14.95.

    17. A weird and wonderful shower curtain for anyone who doesn't want anyone (except Jeff Goldblum and his primate friend) to see them shower.


    Get it from Amazon for $19.99.

    18. An exciting Rambo cat mousepad to replace that old boring Dell one you've had since your first computer.


    Get it from Amazon for $6.99.

    19. A pet umbrella that might seem silly until your dog finally agrees to go out in the rain.


    Promising review: "My Duds now goes outside when it's raining without a problem! Great price, I did a lot of homework before I purchased it and this price is right! It's really a clever idea." —Alina Gavryliuk

    Get it from Amazon for $16.50.

    20. A bear rug trivet so you can sensually lay down your hot, hot meals.


    Get it in brown from Amazon for $14.20.

    21. An outrageously adorable Frenchie oven mitt you're gonna wanna get your mitts on right away.



    Get it from Anthropologie for $11.20.

    22. Wine lip tint to stain your lips almost as well as if you just downed a bottle of merlot.


    Promising review: "These are some great little lipsticks (or should I say tints) for the price. At first I had bought them for the package sake (because little wine bottles are so cute!) and I wasn't expecting a good product! Man, I was wrong! As a lip tint they are great (they are a bit streaky in the application process but many lip tints are) and the colors are beautiful!" —Hope

    Get a pack of six from Amazon for $8.74.

    23. Cat-paw tongs, because your cat puts its paws on all your food anyway.


    Get them from Amazon for $9.18.

    24. Cord ties with long tongues to keep you from getting your wires crossed.


    Get a pair from Amazon for $8.36+ (available in four types).

    25. A set of "sock monsters" who will make you smile, especially when you see how well they keep your socks together in the laundry.


    These laundry locks have sharp teeth to keep socks in place, plus arms to hook onto drying lines.

    Get a pack of eight from Amazon for $12.40.

    26. A hilarious little face scrubber to help you remove excess oil and dirt. Your face will be blackhead free, but you might have more smile lines after using this little guy.


    Promising review: "These are such a cute idea. it's like a mini face massage. It's not rough or abrasive but feels really nice when washing your face. It definitely works the face wash into the skin more than your hands alone. It's really relaxing." —sonz107

    Get it from Amazon for $12.99.

    27. A whimsical bookmark for people who wish they could have dropped their house on the Wicked Witch of the East. Smooshing her inside a book will have to do.


    Get it from Amazon for $24.99.

    28. A pimple popping device that's hilariously gross but also a great way to keep you from squeezing the real zits on your face.


    Get it from Amazon for $10.88.

    29. A doormat with the holy trinity of items you need. It's gonna be hard to forget your wallet with this thing staring at you every time you step out of the door.


    Get it from UrbanOwlHome on Etsy for $29.95+ (available in two sizes).

    30. A Deadpool mousepad that's frankly your breast chance at getting proper wrist support.


    Promising review: "You know, I know that they made this as a novelty product, but honestly, the crease in the gel pad is just incredibly comfortable. It simply provides better support than a standard mousepad with a single-bar gel pad. It's spread out over your wrist rather than touching only a single point. Really helps with wrist posture." —wordfiend

    Get it from Amazon for $16.99.

    31. A workout book written by Ruth Bader Ginsberg's personal trainer so you can get as strong as the Supreme Court Justice herself.

    Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

    Promising review: "This is a wonderful little book! I was afraid it might not be enough of a workout for a 63-year-old out of shape woman. Wrong! This is definitely challenging. Really well written with good illustrations. Bryant Johnson is a personal trainer we would all love to have, but as there is only one of him, this book is the next best thing. Love Justice Ginsburg (aka Super Diva) too!" —OregonCynthia

    Get it from Amazon for $10.76.

    32. A sauce holder that clips onto the air vent of your car so you can dunk your nugs in that sweet sauce, hands-free.


    "Haha, who needs this? Oh wait, me."

    Get it from 3DPrintedByBrian on Etsy for $5.60+ (available in two sizes and two colors).

    33. An finally, a sweary journal to keep all your favorite recipes passed down from one potty mouth to the next.


    Get it from Amazon for $6.99.

    These products will turn that frown upsi– hmmm....


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