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1. A bottle of squalane oil to make your skin so luxuriously soft and bouncy, you'll slam dunk all your other creams in the trash.
2. A set of Target Threshold sheets so affordable and comfortable, I lay awake at night worrying about all the people who don't own a set.
3. A pet hair remover that'll pull all the fur off your belongings. It turns out that white fur coat you own is actually a black denim jacket???
4. An itty-bitty toenail brace set capable of fixing your painful ingrown toenail problem.
5. A pack of pantry moth traps to finally rid your home of those tiny, annoying bug aviators.
6. A jewelry cleaning pen you can count on to add new shine to your gems, no costly trip to the jeweler needed.
7. A pair of classy rainboots so you can still wear cute shoes even when it's pouring.
8. A pack of Bottle Bright tablets possibly made out of fairy dust, because they'll totally wipe away years of grime in mere minutes.
9. A dog shampoo and conditioner to give your pet the silky fur that'll be the envy of all the pups at the dog park.
10. An ink and stain remover ready to pick a fight with even the toughest of marks. Permanent marker? We'll see about that.
11. A back massaging stick so you can hit all those hard-to-reach places and kiss stiffness goodbye.
12. CND SolarOil Nail & Cuticle Care to repair peeling and painful nails, so you can find relief after doing the unspeakable and peeling off a gel manicure.
13. A toilet sticker reminding guests to put down the seat, keeping other guests from falling in during late night bathroom breaks.
14. A tea organizer for tea fanatics who have more than a couple half empty tea boxes taking up precious real estate in their cabinets.
15. A dishwasher magnet so you can know at a glance whether the dishes are clean or dirty. Arguments = avoided. Accidentally eating off a dirty plate = never again.
16. A teeny-tiny trashcan that fits in your car's cup holder so you have no excuse for all the gum wrappers and tissues littering the passenger seat.
17. A roll of peel and stick fake marble to jazz up all your dull surfaces.
18. A suction tool to help relieve the itchy agony of bug bites by sucking out insect venom, saliva, and other irritants under your skin. Finally, you can go outside after dark again!
19. Glossier Solution that gets rid of dead skin and clears complexion, leaving you glowing.
20. A pair of blue lighting blocking glasses said to help alleviate eye strain, headaches, and other woes associated with too much screen time.
21. Versed's overnight facial peel to help you wake up with refreshed, glowing skin. Its pH-balanced, nondrying formula has a blend of lactic and glycolic acid to help wake up dull-looking skin.
22. A fermentation kit that turns mason jars into tiny vessels you can fill with all your hopes and dreams (pickles and kimchi).
23. A pineapple house for the fry cook in your life.
24. A bottle of truffle seasoning to make meals taste extra fancy without having to invest in a truffle-sniffing pig.
25. A Tile finder here to help you find anything that's easily lost. Connect it to your keys, remote, backpack, cat, and suddenly you'll be able to locate them on your phone just like that.
26. A mold you can just throw in your Instant Pot for easy eggs!
27. A ball of slime putty that's really fun to play with — but don't forget to use it to clean up anything with lots of nooks and crannies.
28. A doggy foot cleaner to quickly get your pup's paws squeaky clean so they can get back to lounging on your furniture instead of the expensive pet bed you got them.
29. First Aid Beauty's Ultra Repair Cream — a hefty moisturizer providing instant (and long-lasting) hydration that your dry skin sorely needs.
30. A pair of reliable Dr. Martens that will keep your feet comfortable and safe from the elements. Believe me when I say these babies will last a LONG TIME.
31. A trio of Scotch-Brite stainless steel scrubbers for your more intense cleaning needs. Use 'em on uncoated cookware, broilers, and more.
32. Boy Brow — a foolproof way to get instantly well-groomed eyebrows with just a few swipes.
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