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1. A silver cleaning wipes because the last thing you need is a set of dirty silverware ~tarnishing~ your reputation.
2. Garbage disposal cleaner that's not only easy to use, but also very entertaining.
3. CeraVe moisturizing cream — a gentle, miracle-working face cream to help with dry skin, acne, and other skin woes. It's just a solid moisturizer choice.
4. A stain remover that says, "hey it's ok, no need to cry over spilled wine."
5. A wood polish capable of turning back time to before you invited over a guest who forgot a coaster or got a dog with scratchy nails.
6. Liquid plant food that's pretty much a multi-vitamin for your houseplant. If your green little buddy isn't growing as much as you'd like, consider a couple drops of this elixir!
7. A flexible drain cleaner with tiny fibers that pull up all that gross gunk and hair with the efficiency of a tiny, flexible plumber.
8. A set of produce containers for keeping your fruit and veggies fresher for longer. No more rushing home to gorge yourself on berries — take your sweet time!
9. An ink and stain remover ready to pick a fight with even the toughest of marks. Permanent marker? We'll see about that.
10. A canine ear cleaner so your pup can actually hear you when you tell them what a good dog they are. :3
11. A zombie face mask that works magic to bring your face back to life — in a chill, Rick Grimes-approved way.
12. A pet grooming glove with two key functions: removing excess fur and giving your pet the most luxurious petting of their life.
13. A razor subscription service that shows up on time and is gentle on your delicate gams (or wherever you feel like shaving).
14. Two pairs of baby feet masks for getting the peeling snake feet of your dreams. JK! After the peeling stops, you get nice, soft tootsies.
15. A pack of Bottle Bright tablets that clean those hard-to-reach places so you don't have to. That moldy Nalgene you forget to clean for a year can now be saved from the garbage!
16. A toilet cleaning wand you'll think must be a REAL magic wand, because what earthly product could possibly work so well?
17. A microfiber cloth that only need water to wipe away aaaalll your makeup with a few swipes. Your old greasy makeup remover could never.
18. Anti-chafing balm because summer should be pain-free, even if you're completely set on breaking in those new jelly sandals.
19. Two cans of Bar Keepers Friend cleanser and polish to cut through tough stains on steel, porcelain, ceramic, brass, and pretty much anything else you can find in your bathroom or kitchen.
20. A jewelry cleaning pen so your jewels can shine bright like a — well, a diamond.
21. A tube of primer to ensure your amazing makeup masterpiece stays put all day long.
22. A John Frieda hot air brush better at giving you a glam blow out than your usual salon.
23. A pair of shoe condoms to protect your favorite non-waterproof kicks from the elements. Don't be silly, wrap your willy-cool sneaks!
24. A dandruff shampoo that can blast away every annoying flake and let your scalp breathe a sigh of relief. Expect a thank you note from your noggin.
25. A Squatty Potty stool so you can finally poop as nature intended.
26. An all-purpose car cleaner that works for leather, vinyl, carpet, upholstery, plastic, and rubber. Just marinate your whole sedan in this stuff.
27. A caffeinated hair duo featuring a scrub and hair mask for a healthy scalp and silky soft locks.
28. And a Satisfyer Pro 2 that simulates oral sex to help you or a partner get off in record time.
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