1. A jar of The Pink Stuff that you can use to clean basically anything. Scrubbing will be a thing of the past. And the future? Sparkly clean items as far as the eye can see.
Promising review: "Oh my gosh — this stuff is a life changer! Used it to get my fiberglass shower totally clean. Nothing else would get it done and this stuff brought my shower back to near new in one use. We’ve since cleaned a weird chalky film off our garage door, removed wall markings, and cleaned my storm door. We’ll never be without a jar (or three) of this stuff. Worth every penny." —Nancy F.
Get it from Amazon for $5.99.
2. A budget-friendly waterproof eyebrow wax to give your brows a little love. Just swipe on the clear, organic formula to shape, then add your favorite eyebrow gel or pencil on top for color if needed.
Promising review: "I absolutely love this and am amazed at how fuller my brows look! Application is also super easy and quick! I took three pictures. Top picture is before I applied it. Middle picture is after application. Third picture is after I've drawn a line under my brow to clean up the look and filled in some sparse areas." —P.A.
Get two from Amazon for $7.99.
3. A container of oatmeal paw butter that'll soothe and relieve your dog's cracked, dry paws. Its eco-friendly formula is pH-balanced so it's safe for cats, even if licked or swallowed. *seriously considers licking it myself to see if it really tastes like oatmeal*

4. A Bevel safety razor providing a super-close, bump-free shave on anything from your face to your body to your head. Bonus: It's specially designed to be extra helpful for thick, curly hair.
5. An elastic organizer to detangle the huge ball of cords and chargers tumbling around in your bag.
6. A scar cream that'll help you heal painful reminders of past injuries. No longer will you be haunted by that time you spilled boiling hot pasta water on your foot!

7. A bottle of anti-dandruff shampoo to help with those pesky flakes.
8. Or a bottle of Briogeo Scalp Revival shampoo that'll treat your your dry, flaky scalp to a nice exfoliating scrub treatment.
9. A hairbrush cleaning tool to deal with the dreaded hair ball that gradually builds up over time. Get rid of that ball before it becomes sentient and gets you!
10. A cruelty-free lengthening mascara that's lightweight, won't transfer, doesn't smudge, and lasts all day — oh and makes your eyelashes look like tall, beautiful skyscrapers.
11. A cutlery organizer tray offering a place for each of your utensils, even the weird fork you don't like for some reason. Just tossing your items into the drawer willy-nilly is a thing of the past!
12. A hypoallergenic makeup brush-cleaning "shampoo" for your worn bristles that could use their own makeover.

13. A pack of Bottle Bright tablets possibly made out of fairy dust, because they'll totally wipe away years of grime in mere minutes.

14. A hair finishing stick to smoosh down all those annoying flyaways that escaped your bun.
15. Or an edge control gel that'll help lay edges and baby hairs for a sleek look without the unwanted flaking and residue.
16. A CND SolarOil Nail & Cuticle Care to repair peeling and painful nails, so you can find relief after doing the unspeakable and peeling off a gel manicure.

17. A jar of O'Keeffe's hand cream you'll want to marinate your dry paws in all winter.
18. A blessedly effective carpet cleaner capable of turning your brown carpet into whatever color it was when you bought it.

19. A wood polish that can miraculously erase water stains and scratches. Everyone will be asking where you got your brand-new coffee table.
20. A collagen-coating hair protein treatment to get your dry hair back into tip-top, silky shape just in time for the office happy hour.

21. A pack of medicated, waterproof bandages that will make your wart erupt from the depths of your skin like a gross butterfly.

22. A leather cleaner to bring your furniture, car seats, bags, shoes, and more back to useable condition.

23. A drain cover so you can fill your tub all the way to the tippy top.
24. A two-pack of soft baby feet masks for getting the peeling snake feet of your dreams. JK! After the peeling stops, you get nice, soft tootsies.

25. A wildly popular hair serum packed with vitamin E, aloe vera, and argan oil to ensure your mane stays silky soft and frizz-free, no matter how humid it gets (Florida bbs, this one is for you).

26. A jewelry cleaning pen so your jewels can shine bright like a — well, a diamond.

27. A toilet cleaning wand you'll think must be a REAL magic wand, because what earthly product could possibly work so well?

28. An eco-friendly hard water strain remover that'll banish the dreaded orange glow. You deserve to get clean in something that looks clean.
29. An ink and stain remover ready to pick a fight with even the toughest of marks. Permanent marker? We'll see about that.

30. A set of produce containers for keeping your fruit and veggies fresher for longer. No more rushing home to gorge yourself on berries — take your sweet time!

31. A liquid plant food that's pretty much a multi-vitamin for your houseplant. If your green little buddy isn't growing as much as you'd like, consider a couple of drops of this elixir!
32. A pet ear cleanser for a painless and easy way to treat your fluffer's dirty ears so they 1) don't suffer from infections down the line, and 2) can REALLY hear all the compliments you want to give them.

33. A bumper-sticker remover to attach to your drill for quick and easy removal of bumper stickers. You can finally turn back time to before your car became a Green Day fan.

34. An all-natural multipurpose spray in a variety of fragrances to give your home that treasured "freshly cleaned top to bottom" smell.

35. A dog paw-cleaning device to keep Spot's feet squeaky clean, because you can't exactly put hand sanitizer on a dog. (Seriously, do not do that.)

36. A pack of toilet bombs that will fizz away tough stains and odors, so you barely even have to scrub! Because listen, a clean toilet is a happy toilet.
