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    Just 32 Kitschy Things For Kitschy People

    A sloth hanging planter, a cloud-shaped couch, and tons of clothes to fit all your whimsical needs.

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    1. A sloth hanging planter — why settle for something boring to house your beloved houseplant when it can be CUTE?

    Urban Outfitters

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $18.

    2. A flamingo umbrella so cute, other umbrellas won't have a leg to stand on.


    Promising review: "Fun, quirky flamingo umbrella, it does really stand and it is good quality. Gave it as a gift and she loved it." —joni

    Get it from Amazon for $23.99 (also available in two other animals).

    3. A polka dot wool coat you'll definitely want to be spotted in once the cold weather hits.


    Get it from ModCloth for $149 (available in sizes XXS–4X and three colors).

    4. A set of cat sponges with lil' legs capable of sitting on ledges and hanging out.


    Promising review: "The way they sit up helps them dry rapidly and they work very well too. I used them as stocking stuffers." —pinkzin

    Get a pack of four from Amazon for $14.90.

    5. An enamel pin to award your beloved significant otter.


    Get it from Amazon for $9.99.

    6. A pair of heart shorts for a look that can't be beat.


    Get them from for $95.50 (available in sizes 24–36).

    7. And some matching "bite me" earrings with a little bit more sass.


    Get them from GRGU on Etsy for $17.46.

    8. A pair of heart mugs to properly convey how much you love a good cuppa.


    Get them from Amazon for $19.97.

    9. A pack of retro stickers with all your favorite sayings on them. Gee wiz!


    Get a pack of 60 from Amazon for $6.69.

    10. A porcelain owl lamp who is nocturnal and has no problem watching over you as you sleep.

    Promising review: "I never write reviews but this time I had to. Could not be happier with this purchase. It puts out just enough light. Absolutely beautiful design. Has presence in the room even when it is not on. Using with a LED nightlight bulb and the glow is not as yellow as in the picture. Love that the cord has a switch and my 3-year-old gets excited about turning it on every night before bed. Word to the wise; first used with a small chandelier bulb because we had extra laying around and it made the owl way too hot to touch. Was worried about little fingers getting burned so tried the LED bulb and it solved the problem. Not sure about a regular night light bulb?" —EmilyG2006

    Get it from Amazon for $26.96.

    11. A set of unicorn horn makeup brushes — don't worry, no mythical creatures were harmed in the creation of these.


    Promising review: "Honestly it took me a week and half to use these because THEY ARE SO BEAUTIFUL. I couldn't even bring myself to dirty them with makeup. But then I finally did. AND THEY ARE AMAZING. HEAVENLY. Seriously they apply makeup so well, it is insane. I have never experienced a brush this nice before and I own $100 brush sets. No joke. I expected these to be sub par since they were so inexpensive. I literally bought them just because they are pretty. TURNS OUT THEY ARE THE NICEST BRUSHES EVER. They are absolutely beautiful and so soft and the sizes and shapes are what EVERY makeup lover needs! I am obsessed and my $100 brushes have been benched." —Amazon Customer

    Get a set of 10 from Amazon for $7.99.

    12. A Spongebob pinafore dress — just imagine how cute you'd look in this!

    Hot Topic

    Get it from Hot Topic for $43.92 (available in sizes 12–30).

    13. A dreamy couch for anyone with their head in the clouds.


    Get it from Houzz for $849.

    14. A pair of flower pants (bloomers, lol) with funky cut-outs. I'm already thinking about all the cool temporary (or real) tattoos you can strategically match with these!


    Get them from Valfré for $68 (available in sizes XS–XL).

    15. A bunny couple happy to hold your rings for you.


    Get it from Amazon for $7.69.

    16. A retro jukebox with a legit working speaker in it, so you can bump "What's New Pussycat?" 21 times in a row on your commute.

    Now you can recreate John Mulaney's Salt and Pepper Diner prank on the go.

    Get it from Betsey Johnson for $108.

    17. A pair of oxfords that just scream "first day of clown school" in the best way possible.


    Get them from KAHLOSHOES on Etsy for $169 (available in sizes 6.5–10).

    18. A headband with cat ears sure to be the purrfect addition to your skincare routine.

    Promising review: "I am so pleased with this as my hair is long and I needed something to keep it out of my face while doing my skincare routine in the morning and before bed. This fits perfectly and does not offer any discomfort or irritation for my big head. Etude is one of my favorites and I'm glad my product was authentic when it arrived in that lovely blue bag." —Tae 태범

    Get it from Amazon for $5.90.

    19. A patterned A-line skirt for such an on-point retro look, people may start to suspect you have a time machine that you use strictly for shopping.

    Promising review: "This skirt was awesome! My wife wore this skirt to Disneyland and received so so so many compliments. She wore it with two petticoats for poof. Great purchase — she wants all the prints now." —Christopher Luth

    Get it from Amazon for $9.99+ (available in sizes XS–3XL and 44 colors/patterns).

    20. A simple mug with a surprise animal on the bottom.


    There's also a cactus option if you're not an animal kind of person!

    Get it from Amazon for $14.99 (available in 23 shapes).

    21. A fun beret for all my fellow space cadets.


    Get it from Valfré for $28.

    22. A pair of bird salt and pepper shakers sure to make your heart soar.


    Get them from Amazon for $3.50.

    23. A pair of bold earrings to turn your head into a fruit bowl. Aka, everyone's dream, right?


    Get them from for $42.

    24. A pack of trendy, oversized faux-pearl hair clips you won't be able to clam up about.


    Get a pack of four from Amazon for $5.99.

    25. A pair of boots that saw those frilly socks from the '90s and said "holds my laces."


    Promising review: "These shoes fit perfectly and are very comfy. :) Other posts say you have to push out the little parts where the hearts are. It's true but that takes literally one minute. That's not a big issue. If you aren't use to heels then yes you shouldn't buy these as your first ones or if you are not used to heels. I Love them!!!!" —regina bartkus

    Get them from Amazon for $35 (available in sizes 4.5–10 and six colors).

    26. A hummingbird faux collar to add a little birdy charm to any sweater or crewneck dress.

    Amazon, Rebecca O'Connell / BuzzFeed

    I have to say it's been one of my best purchases of 2017. First of all, it's beautiful. The birds are really vibrant and detailed, with little jewels for extra flair. Second of all, it's way more comfortable than a normal button-down. It's basically like an ultra-cropped shirt that stops mid-torso with an elastic strap on either side. Since it has some extra fabric below the collar, it stays in place and allows you to even wear V-neck sweaters. They also make non-hummingbird-adorned collars, but honestly, everyone deserves to have a piece of hummingbird clothing.

    Get it from Amazon for $11.99.

    27. A retro camper sharpener and car eraser you need for your next road trip.


    Get them from Amazon for $11.49.

    28. A pair of fuzzy slippers for people who take relaxing VERY seriously.


    Get them from Amazon for $10.99+ (available in sizes 5–11 and 32 styles).

    29. A bud vase shaped like a stack of suitcases sure to inspire you. Seriously, when was the last time you took a vacation?


    Get it from Amazon for $8.82.

    30. A pair of Beauty and the Beast flats because finding the right quirky footwear is a tale as old as time.


    Get them from Torrid for $34.94 (available in sizes 6–13).

    31. Or some Halloween-ready heels that'll drive everyone batty.


    Get them from Amazon for $94.99 (available in sizes 5–11).

    32. And a little bed to lay your sponge down to rest after a hard day of scrubbing.


    Get it from Amazon for $13.60.

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