1. A case of 24 Flake bars, for delicious, crumbly chocolate that's worth the mess.
2. A bag of fizzing hard candy with eight different flavors to try.
3. A gigantic five-pound bag of Haribo gummy bears for an almost certain trip to the dentist.
4. Or a bag of dinosaur gummies if you're not into bears.
5. A five-pound bag of Sour Patch Kids for something sour.
6. Or a five-pound bag of Sour Patch Watermelons because c'mon we all know it's the best flavor.
Promising review: "They were so soft and fresh. So much better then the big bags you buy elsewhere and I got about ten times what the other big bags have for a third of the price. Will def be getting all my watermelon sour patch kids here." –Misty Nicole Ools
Price: $18.84
7. A pack of Chimes ginger chews if you want a more ~adult~ candy.
8. This five-pound bag of Runts because it turns out most candy can be bought in bulk.
9. A box of 30 Kinder Bueno bars to get when you don't feel like running to the corner shop every time you need a chocolate fix.
10. A couple of bags of Unicorn Poop, which—thankfully—is just rainbow jelly beans.
11. A box of 150 Atomic FireBalls for a numb, but happy tongue.
12. A two-pack of Cadbury Eclairs, which—unlike the French pastry—are caramel bites filled with creamy chocolate.
13. A miscellaneous 10-pack of Hi-Chews for an intensely fruity flavor and perfect chewy texture.
14. A pack of Italian pistachio candy almost worth flying to Europe for... luckily you don't have to.
15. A large box filled with 90 ounces of classic Halloween candy for satisfying trick-or-treaters *and* yourself.
16. A five-pack of licorice toffee, if you're into that kind of stuff.
17. A box of 18 sharing size bags of Almond M&M's, which arguably you could give out to trick-or-treaters, but do kids even like nuts? Better just keep them for yourself.
18. A six-pack of sugar-free chocolate made with fair-trade cocoa beans (it somehow still tastes amazing).
19. A big box of simple lollipops in assorted flavors you can give away or gorge on by yourself.
20. A two-pack of green tea Kit Kats that taste a lot like vanilla but with a nice herbal twist.
21. A bulk pack of blue raspberry Dum Dums, because hello, what other flavor could you possibly want?
22. A giant bag of saltwater taffy you can buy online when you don't have any nearby boardwalks.
23. A box of old-fashioned flying saucer candy for a cardboard-tasting treat that people totally love.
24. A six-pack of Jelly Babies, a popular British candy you really just need to try for yourself.
25. A box of Marmara Delights, a soft and pillowy Turkish candy made from real fruit extract and nuts that's coated in powdered sugar.
Flavors include lemon, tangerine, satsuma, mint, blackberry, strawberry and rose.
Promising review: "I am absolutely in love with these. They are the perfect treat with tea before bed or a delicate sweet to offer a friend with a drink when they are over. They come in some great and different flavors. The sweetness is clear and full but also light and delicate compared to other sweets. They are very aromatic and this is intensified when eaten with a warm beverage. I always try to have a few boxes around and they last a very long time when kept dry and stored well. Well, around as long till they are eaten, which isn’t terribly long I suppose." –Erroll Ends
Price: $7.59
You can also find Marmara Delights, along with some more sweets, in our roundup of the best international candies on Amazon!
26. A bulk box of Twizzlers here to turn every at-home movie night into an authentic theater experience.
Promising review: "Twizzlers have been my go-to snack for 40 years. They are my perfect food group! I chew on them when bored, when I need a munchie, and when I have a problem. I don't drink, I don't do drugs - I just do Twizzlers. Seriously, they have a great flavor and stay chewy...and you can hide a bag full in your purse without worrying about them melting." –Gmom
Price: $10.36 for five pounds