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    I Guarantee You'll Like One Of These 34 Random Products

    You'd have to be dead inside not to be delighted by at least one of these things.

    1. A pack of moon stickers because your stationery addiction is not just a ~phase~.

    2. Scanwiches — a photo book filled with scans of delicious looking sandwiches.

    3. An alcohol-themed dog toy so everyone can enjoy a "hair of the dog" in the morning.

    4. A tiny bag of goldfish soap you don't even have to win at the carnival to take home.

    5. A subscription to Lunarly — a service that sends you plants, crystals, and other goodies before each new moon.

    6. An ice pop beach blanket so you can really ~rocket~ this summer.

    7. A cat toilet brush to make you actually want to clean your bathroom RIGHT MEOW!

    8. A La Croix planter for people who are truly committed to their fizzy perfume water.

    9. A pair of flower slip-ons that are a cut above the rest.

    10. A tea infuser that's the ~spitting~ image of a llama.

    11. A charming collection of bookmarks that represent all the journeys your book can take you on.

    12. A pet tag or keychain with a title we can all agree on.

    13. A notebook that understands your password frustrations and gives you a place to keep 'em all.

    14. 26 feet of fucks so you can freely give a fuck whenever you want.

    15. A car decal or pair of sweatpants for people who know Lilo and Stitch is one of the best Disney movies of all time.

    16. A pearlfect lamp you won't be able to clam up about.

    17. A unicorn umbrella so rainy days can feel downright magical.

    18. A sci-fi nutcracker because even traditional nutcrackers aren't resistant from losing their jobs to robots. :(

    19. An embroidered mesh shirt that comes in a variety of styles for every type of fashion ~stitch~.

    20. A Starbucks frapp candle so your house can smell as good as a heaping pile of whipped cream and caramel.

    21. Or a cactus candle you'll make a ~point~ of saving for only the most special occasions.

    22. OORR a wonderfully scented candle that's inspired by your home state.

    23. A pair of Mickey Mouse slippers perfect for wearing while enjoying some Saturday morning cartoons.

    24. A No Face shirt for anyone who really relates to the phrase "I want to eat everything!"

    25. A tapir enamel pin worth partying for.

    26. A luxurious lip balm with coconut oil, vitamin E, and shea butter for silky smooth lips.

    27. A cute but deadly compact mirror you'll be totally addicted to.

    28. A pack of travel toiletry bottles so cute you'll never forget to pack them.

    29. A rainbow one-piece that will make a hue-ge impression on everyone.

    30. A beer shampoo bar for a different kind of ~sudsy~ shower.

    31. A pack of lucky cat erasers great for people who aren't lucky enough to solve their crossword on the first try.

    32. A pair of dangling earrings dedicated to everyone's favorite rolly-polly mammal, the armadillo.

    33. And a shell earring stand to show them off on!

    34. A sorry and not sorry sweater duo for you and the best friend you unapologetically love to death.

    35. And an apathetic mug to help you get through early mornings at the office.

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