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    40 Gifts You Should Probably Just Keep For Yourself

    "Wow, what a thoughtful gift! You know me so well." —you, to you.

    1. A pair of light-up unicorn slippers so warm and snuggly, you'll wonder if they're magic.

    2. A Groot chia pet that will really grow on you.

    3. A pack of shot ornaments so you can subtly spice up your eggnog when grandma isn't looking.

    4. Or a tree-shaped advent calendar with room to fit 24 mini alcohol bottles for the booziest holiday yet.

    5. A National Park candle that you can smell whenever you'd rather be on a mountaintop than at dinner with your extended family.

    6. A pack of Star Wars cookie cutters for the tastiest treats in the galaxy.

    7. A Roku that gives you access to all your favorite streaming websites right on your TV. You'll be like "cable who?"

    8. A gold-colored mirror you'll somehow look even cuter in.

    9. A super slim wallet ideal for your next vacation, which is super overdue, just saying.

    10. And a travel jewelry bag to also take on that overdue vacation, because accessorizing is even more important when you think about all those Instagrams you'll be taking.

    11. Two pairs of colorful socks you'll be over the moon for.

    12. A subscription service that sends you a monthly shipment of international coffee so you can feel well-traveled, even if you never leave the couch.

    13. A string of fairy lights to bring a warm ambience to your space.

    14. Squishy unicorns worth a good squeeze whenever this unicornless reality gets too stressful.

    15. A book on billiards that comes with a mini pool table for you to practice on — how cue-te is that?

    16. A letter board so you can leave yourself encouraging messages or work on your jokes.

    17. An insulated food truck lunch bag you won't be able stop taco-ing about.

    18. A moon light, because holding the whole world in your hands is overrated.

    19. A pack of little wax bears for a flameless way to enjoy a wonderfully scented home.

    20. A disco ball-inspired face mask so your face can shine bright like a diamond.

    21. A metal bracelet that lets you keep a hairband on hand at all times without getting those indents on your wrist. It's so ingenious.

    22. A gorgeous, festive bouquet of flowers for some holiday decor sure to impress all your guests.

    23. A pair of socks perfect to pair with your dancing shoes.

    24. A punny, stemless wine glass that will be a great-ient addition to your kitchen.

    25. Hot cocoa cubes with fancy, silver-plated spoons already attached! You just dunk one in hot milk and start stirring.

    26. Or if you want even more cocoa, an advent calendar with 12 different flavors, including bold options like raspberry, creme brulee, and gingerbread.

    27. A pair of ultra stylish sneakers that'll go with pretty much any outfit.

    28. A cool pin or patch to jazz up your winter jacket.

    29. A doggone adorable tea infuser that hangs onto your mug so you can be sure your new friend will never leaf you.

    30. A 2020 Jeopardy! calendar with a different question and wager amount each day, so you can keep track of your hypothetical score throughout the year.

    31. A mini hanging sloth planter for showing off your best air plant.

    32. Stylish joggers you can wear on days you commit to being cozy all day long.

    33. Bootay Bag — an underwear subscription that'll help you grow your undies collection and push back laundry day even further.

    34. A set of reindeer candle holders so you can say "on Dasher!" as you decorate for the holidays way too early.

    35. Foreo Luna Mini 2 — a handy lil gadget ready to exfoliate and cleanse your face, leaving it feeling brand spankin' new.

    36. A sleek electric toothbrush that'll make you actually excited to brush your teeth (maybe).

    37. A "1 for you, 2 for me" mascara set you can break up and give to friends OR just keep for yourself. >:)

    38. A rainbow welcome mat that'll look great-ient outside your door.

    39. A waffle stick maker for delicious, dippable waffles any time. Life is so much better when you have a waffle in each hand.

    40. And absolutely delectable cinnamon maple syrup to kick up your waffle breakfasts.

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