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    Sep 21, 2019

    29 Funny Gifts That Any Jokester Would Proudly Display In Their Home

    Laughter is the greatest gift, after all.

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    1. A fart dictionary that details all the different types of flatulence they might encounter in their day-to-day. They'll have a ~toot~ spotting different offenses.

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    Promising review: "I work in a medical clinic and I purchased this book for my boss, since he frequently crop dusts our staff. It's not just the smell but the noise that first made me question my sanity. Did he actually just make a sound that resembled the beat to my favorite song? The tunes he can pump out of his hindquarters are both absurd and intriguing. I thought this book would be more of a joke, but found it rather enlightening! This book is much more exciting than the past-time favorite Everybody Poops. Now when I hear suspicious sounds from the empty exam rooms I can look up and prepare my staff for the malicious odors that are soon to vent our way. Thanks to the Fart Dictionary, we have premonition of what is to come in the bathroom and we can all have a chance to use it before it turns to a rectal crime scene." —Alexandra Collins

    Get it from Amazon for $10.62.

    2. A pack of wine condoms to keep your friends safe from spilled wine.

    Firebox

    They can whip these out on one of those nights when they simply can't finish.

    Get a pack of six from Amazon for $13.97 or Firebox for $16.99.

    3. A pair of bread slippers, aka loafers to keep their feet warm and toasty.

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    Promising review: "I saw this on Facebook a while back and could NOT stop laughing about the pun.... loafers!!!!! Then I happened upon them on Amazon, and I just had to. They are super soft to the touch. Super happy with this purchase!" —Rose Ingraffia

    Get them from Amazon for $17+ (available in sizes M–L and seven styles).

    4. A pack of penis lipsticks in so many shades, one is sure to be a wiener.

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    Don't be silly, keep a willy for yourself.

    Get a pack of 12 from Amazon for $17.95.

    5. A floatie tea infuser to turn their mug into a swimming pool.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $12.95 (available in three shapes).

    6. A sun-powered gnome with a glowing moon.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "So cute... I already have had lots of comments. A definite conversation piece in the garden. Love it." —Desert Daisy

    Get it from Amazon for $34.99.

    7. A coloring book dedicated to something all cat owners see a lot of: exposed feline butt holes.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "Do you like to laugh? Do you like to color?? Then this is the book for you...BUY IT NOW! Buy two because your friend needs one too." —Tamara Scott

    Get it from Amazon for $5.99.

    8. Or a coloring book inspired by a bunch of tooting creatures.

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    There are a lot of farting coloring books, like sloths, magical creatures, and Pokemon.

    Promising review: "This is the funniest coloring book ever! Sure to please the most discriminating adolescent on your gift giving list! Or just amusement for your own inner adolescent! High quality pictures!" —Mama Ro

    Get it from Amazon for $3.67.

    9. An inappropriate spin on the baby on board sticker, because babies can't ready anyway.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $4.79.

    10. A set of baby hand soap, because who said fancy decorative soap went out of fashion?

    Firebox

    Get a set of eight from imaginaryanimal on Etsy for $16.

    11. A pack of angry cards they can put under windshield wipers whenever they see a bad parking job.

    Amazon

    There are five different captions and ten of each.

    Get a box of 50 from Amazon for $16.99.

    12. A card game based on a phrase most fans of The Office know very well: "That's What She Said."

    Amazon

    It's basically a super sexual version of Apples to Apples. You can play with over four players and each game lasts 30–60 minutes.

    Promising review: "So funny! Took this to a bachelorette party and we all loved it! Even the older moms and grandmas got into it!" —Kikame

    Get it from Amazon for $24.99.

    13. Granny PottyMouth’s Fast as F*ck Cookbook — for the foul-mouthed chef thinks cursing at the food makes it taste better.

    Amazon

    Make delicious as fuck recipes like butternut squash and apple orgasm, crepes–not crap, bad-ass beef and broccoli, and more.

    Get it from Amazon for $10.99.

    14. A goofy cat trash can to make cleaning up way less clawful.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $11.99 (available in three colors).

    15. Jizz — a competitive game everyone will be ~pumped~ to play.

    Firebox

    Fill this gizmo up with water (or any other liquid) to get started. Spin the balls to see how many pumps the player needs to perform, plus where they need to aim it.

    Get it from Firebox for $25.99.

    16. A karate (lettuce) chopper sure to make Spongebob proud.

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    Promising review: "Sufficient for maiming dangerous heads of lettuce as well as other harmful fruits and vegetables. Also serves as a very good human slapper! Most importantly, I can decapitate a dangerous zombie in as little as 50 chops. I highly recommend this product." —SaraSals

    Get it from Amazon for $8.90.

    17. A toilet keychain with a liftable lid so they can get some practice in and maybe stop leaving the actual toilet lid up.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $6.99.

    18. A hilarious mug dedicated to you and your friend's favorite scene in Friends.

    Firebox

    It even has a fez hat lid! Could this be any cuter?

    Get it from Firebox for $21.99.

    19. A unicorn cable charm that's just a magical thing to behold.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $4.97.

    20. A pug with a measuring tape for a tongue that'll have them making "blem" noises every time they use it.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $9.52.

    21. A tin of Shakespeare band-aids that add insult to injury (but still make great bandages).

    Archie McPhee

    It comes with 15 bandages and a secret prize!

    Promising review: "Not only are these clever, they're also durable. I'm a server, so I wash my hands 50 times a day, these stayed on my finger all day!" —Jhasmine

    Get it from Amazon for $6.88.

    22. A foaming clay mask to turn their skincare routine into a total gigglefest.

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    Promising review: "Love it! Bought it after I found it on YouTube. It's very fun to wear, but it actually works really well too! Less annoying and flaky than the drying charcoal masks I normally buy. My skin is cleaner, but not dry and tight, after using it. My pores look smaller and it has definitely helped with my blemishes!" —Autumn

    Get it from Amazon for $10.12.

    23. A dozen "egguins" that will help them cook, store, and serve boiled eggs.

    Peleg Design

    This egg holder can hold six eggs and has a handy holder. The shells become the penguins' bellies, sooo that's adorable.

    Get it from Animi Causa for $21.99.

    24. Finger claws to make them feel like a tiny dinosaur while chowing down on wings. But like, a really clean dino, because their hands will be spotless.

    Amazon

    Get six from Amazon for $14.95.

    25. A pair of earrings that you shouldn't chicken out of getting them. Not to put all your eggs in one basket, but this is the best gift you can give.

    Amazon

    Get them from Amazon for $12.99.

    26. A pack of sticky notes shaped like a hamster or bunny butt.

    Meowashi

    Get the bunny and hamster sticky notes from Meowashi on Etsy for $4.15.

    27. A leggy boi magnet that bends into hooks when needed.

    Apollo Box

    Get it from Apollo Box for $9.96 (available in six animals).

    28. A VERY silly cookie monster bookshelf for their nursery — or just their bedroom if they don't have kids but love cookies.

    Crate and Kids

    Get it from Crate and Kids for $399.97 (originally $499).

    29. Speaking of Muppets, a pair of mittens with Elmo-like faces.

    Apollo Box

    Get them from Apollo Box for $14.99 (available in four colors).

    Here's to all the jokesters out there!

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