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1. A pair of metallic creepers with crossbones on the toes for a cute but creepy vibe.
Get it from Nylon for $60 (available in sizes 6–11).
2. A crossbody purse that looks like a container of french fries, but sadly isn't a container a french fries.
Get it from Amazon for $10.69.
3. A pair of thick, black tights with surprise bugs on the back.
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4. A little dragon that can wrap around your ear, putting regular earrings to shame.
Get it from Amazon for $14.99 (available for left or right ear).
5. A luxurious A-line skirt with bright polka dots for a vibrant new look.
Get it from Modcloth for $69.99 (available in sizes XS–4X).
6. A silky maxi dress that will make you impossible to ignore when you make your grand entrance.
Get it from Boohoo for $23 (available in sizes 12–20).
7. A pinstripe blazer inspired by the master of commanding attention: Beetlejuice.
After all, he doesn't even show up until you chant his name.
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $99.99.
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8. A pair of sneakers with light-up soles for alerting everyone of your presence every time you move.
These are also great for car safety when walking in the dark.
Get it from Amazon for $29.99+ (available in children's, women's, and men's sizes and seven colors).
9. A pair of white briefs that will give you the notifications you crave.
10. A pair of butterfly wings to bust out when the conversation stops being about you.
Come out of your cocoon and flap right in people's faces.
Get it from Amazon for $24.95 (available in four colors).
11. A pink furry jacket dedicated to the poshest of all the dog breeds.
The French poodle is a role model to us all.
Get it from Asos for $103 (available in sizes 0–13).
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12. A skirt featuring Starry Night so people will admire you like the work of art you are.
Get it from PurpleFishBowl on Etsy for $95 (available in sizes S–L).
13. A pair of mirrored oxfords you can see yourself in.
"Oh, hello there 😘" –me to my reflection.
Get it from Target for $27.99 (available in sizes 5.5–11).
14. An pullover sweatshirt with an extremely loud print that's impossible to ignore.
Get it from Amazon for $19.99 (available in sizes S–XXL and 35 insane patterns).
15. A cheese dress you can't go wrong in, because who doesn't love cheese?
This is a gouda dress.
Get it from annanemone on Etsy for $99.
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16. An orange puffy jacket to wear when you want to impersonate Syracuse's Otto the Orange.
Why should sports mascots get all the attention?
Get it from Asos for $143.
17. A glitter crop-top that locks eyes with everyone who sees it.
Get it from Amazon for $27.99 (available in three colors).
18. A puffy tulle dress for living every day like you're a swan princess.
Get it from jordanderuiter on Etsy for $198 (available in custom sizes and two colors).
19. A pair of glitter booties that are basically disco balls for your feet.
Get it from Asos for $48 (available in sizes 4–10).
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20. A pair of shiny mermaid leggings for when you want to be shellfish and hog the spotlight.
Get it from Amazon for $8.77+ (available in sizes S–XL and 34 colors).
21. A skirt filled with LEDs that can really light up a room.
People will want to go stargazing on your clothes.
Get it from ThinkGeek for $59.99 (available in sizes XS–5X).
22. An embroidered floral shift dress, because like a rose garden, you need constant tending to in order to flourish.
Get it from Boohoo for $33 (available in sizes 12–20).
23. A mermaid sequin backpack that changes colors when you touch it, guaranteeing that everyone you meet will be following you around and petting your back.
Get it from Amazon for $28.22+ (available in four colors).
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24. A tasseled bodysuit you absolutely cannot wear without some matching roller skates.
Get it from Nasty Gal for $90 (available in sizes 2–8).
25. A pair of gigantic gem drop earrings for a look that'll definitely garnet some attention.
Get it from Asos for $13.
26. A false collar that instantly adds some personality to your outfit.
Get it from Amazon for $12.99.
27. A pair of ombre tights for an unexpected pop of color.
Gradient? More like great-ient!
Get it from Amazon for $7.99+ (available in 3 gradients and 12 solid colors).
28. A simple LBD with surprise wings in the back for convincing people you really did fall from heaven.
Get it from Amazon for $16.50+ (available in sizes S–XL and two colors).
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