1. A pair of metallic creepers with crossbones on the toes for a cute but creepy vibe.
2. A crossbody purse that looks like a container of french fries, but sadly isn't a container a french fries.
3. A pair of thick, black tights with surprise bugs on the back.
4. A little dragon that can wrap around your ear, putting regular earrings to shame.
5. A luxurious A-line skirt with bright polka dots for a vibrant new look.
6. A silky maxi dress that will make you impossible to ignore when you make your grand entrance.
7. A pinstripe blazer inspired by the master of commanding attention: Beetlejuice.
8. A pair of sneakers with light-up soles for alerting everyone of your presence every time you move.
9. A pair of white briefs that will give you the notifications you crave.
10. A pair of butterfly wings to bust out when the conversation stops being about you.
11. A pink furry jacket dedicated to the poshest of all the dog breeds.
12. A skirt featuring Starry Night so people will admire you like the work of art you are.
13. A pair of mirrored oxfords you can see yourself in.
14. An pullover sweatshirt with an extremely loud print that's impossible to ignore.
15. A cheese dress you can't go wrong in, because who doesn't love cheese?
16. An orange puffy jacket to wear when you want to impersonate Syracuse's Otto the Orange.
17. A glitter crop-top that locks eyes with everyone who sees it.
18. A puffy tulle dress for living every day like you're a swan princess.
19. A pair of glitter booties that are basically disco balls for your feet.
20. A pair of shiny mermaid leggings for when you want to be shellfish and hog the spotlight.
21. A skirt filled with LEDs that can really light up a room.
22. An embroidered floral shift dress, because like a rose garden, you need constant tending to in order to flourish.
23. A mermaid sequin backpack that changes colors when you touch it, guaranteeing that everyone you meet will be following you around and petting your back.
24. A tasseled bodysuit you absolutely cannot wear without some matching roller skates.
25. A pair of gigantic gem drop earrings for a look that'll definitely garnet some attention.
26. A false collar that instantly adds some personality to your outfit.
27. A pair of ombre tights for an unexpected pop of color.
28. A simple LBD with surprise wings in the back for convincing people you really did fall from heaven.
Wear everything on this list?
