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28 Super Extra Things To Wear When You Want More Attention

"I'm peacocking!"

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3. A pair of thick, black tights with surprise bugs on the back.

Don't worry, it's the good kind of bug: The kind made out of gold or silver studs.

Get it from emteesee on Etsy for $35.49 (available in sizes S–XL and two styles).

6. A silky maxi dress that will make you impossible to ignore when you make your grand entrance.


8. A pair of sneakers with light-up soles for alerting everyone of your presence every time you move.,

These are also great for car safety when walking in the dark.

Get it from Amazon for $29.99+ (available in children's, women's, and men's sizes and seven colors).


11. A pink furry jacket dedicated to the poshest of all the dog breeds.

The French poodle is a role model to us all.

Get it from Asos for $103 (available in sizes 0–13).

14. An pullover sweatshirt with an extremely loud print that's impossible to ignore.


16. An orange puffy jacket to wear when you want to impersonate Syracuse's Otto the Orange.

18. A puffy tulle dress for living every day like you're a swan princess.


20. A pair of shiny mermaid leggings for when you want to be shellfish and hog the spotlight.

22. An embroidered floral shift dress, because like a rose garden, you need constant tending to in order to flourish.


24. A tasseled bodysuit you absolutely cannot wear without some matching roller skates.

26. A false collar that instantly adds some personality to your outfit.


28. A simple LBD with surprise wings in the back for convincing people you really did fall from heaven.