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1. An adorable oven mitt so you and your special someone can whip up some Valentine's Day treats.
2. A pack of adorable bunny pens they can use in their journal to write about what a great Valentine's Day they had.
It comes with two bunny and two carrot pens.
Get a set of four from Amazon for $8.98.
3. A pair of kissing chihuahua salt and pepper shakers almost as cute as you and your SO.
Get them from Amazon for $11.95.
4. A pastel backpack with a heart-shaped window perfect for showing off their pin collection without risking any getting lost.
If you look carefully, you can see the heart window is glittery! Ahhh!!
Get it from Amazon for $13.99 (available in eight colors).
5. A purrfect love letter necklace sure to reveal your true felines.
Get it from ILoveCrafty on Etsy for $23.96.
6. Little squishy boobs or penises for a lewd-but-cute way to destress after going through the ringer booking a dinner reservation for Valentine's Day.
7. A teeny-tiny whale shark speaker with big sound.
Promising review: "I love this speaker — it’s so cute. The sound quality is nice and the Bluetooth connection is pretty solid. I wish it had a longer battery life but it lasts a few hours, and it charges fast, too. I will definitely order the other designs in the future." —Big Spender
Get it from Amazon for $24.99.
8. A teeny-tiny cactus necklace to give to someone who makes life succ less.
This thing is really alive! It can stay in the capsule for three months before it needs to be repotted. Your recipient can water it through the holes in the bottom, so their lil bud can keep kicking.
Get it from Amazon for $9.99 (+$3.79 shipping).
9. A wee pangolin plush almost as huggable as they are.
10. A pair of headphones that are just cute as shell.
You can really hear the bass with these things!
Get them from Asos for $35.
11. And hello there, a super sweet catchall perfect for all their lil' mermaid treasures.
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $14.
12. A pair of sunglasses to help them have heart eyes all. damn. day.
Reviewers say to avoid the reflective pairs because they're reflective on both sides and can be a little hard to see out of.
Get them from Amazon for $10.90 (available in 14 styles).
13. A mini waffle maker that pops out little edible hearts that might show up your lopsided heart pancakes.
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $18.
14. A unicorn diffuser sure to make their home smell absolutely magical.
Promising review: "I love this. It’s adorable and I can use essential oils in it. It works amazing and doesn’t leak. Just use distilled water so the stuff from tap water doesn’t clog it up." —Amazon Customer
Get it from Amazon for $49.95.
15. A pair of heart sign earrings ready to make your sweetie super happy. Have a better gift idea? I'm all ears.
Get them from Asos for $6.50.
17. A pair of narwhal slippers to keep their toes warm, even in their arctic-like apartment.
Get them from Amazon for $37.95.
18. A charming necklace that will be a grape present for anyone wineing about having nothing to wear.
Get it from Amazon for $8.99.
19. A teeny-tiny Polaroid camera keychain to give to someone you think is picture perfect.
It doesn't actually take pictures, but if you press the button it spits out a lil Polaroid film. One reviewer said they pasted an actual photo on top of the fake film for an added effect.
Get it from Amazon for $7.99.
20. A squee-worthy tube of heart lipstick for a beauty gift that can't be beat.
I have one of these and it's really nice! It's more of a lip tint than a lipstick, but it gives my lips a very nice shade of pink.
Get it from Free People for $14 (available in three shades).
21. A heart-shaped fortune teller to give to the friend who always needs a little dating advice. Hey, it's better than the picking-petals-off-flowers method.
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $18.
22. A pair of Wall-E mugs that come together to form a heart. It's time to make space in your cabinet!
23. A heart-shaped pan sure to make Valentine's Day breakfast Instagrammable as hell.
Get it from Amazon for $18.99.
24. A devastatingly precious enamel pin to give to the Luna to your Artemis the next time you go out for bubble tea.
Get it from Tsuchronicl on Etsy for $11.
25. A set of ankle socks with Valentine's Day style that works all year.
Get a set of five from Amazon for $12.89.
26. A sloth necklace you can have personalized with your names. Just don't be too slow to order this!
Get it from EEJewellery on Etsy for $25.29+ (available in two finishes and with up to five sloths).
27. A cozy sweater for anyone who wants to literally wear their heart on their sleeve.
28. A pair of fizzy mittens you might wanna (hedge)hog all for yourself.
29. A candy heart butt plug for a sex toy they'll feel tempted to put on display.
30. A Funko Pop! doll of their favorite celebrity or character to add some cuteness to their desk.
31. And a Hoya Heart that will grow along with your love for your SO. <3
This cutie pie needs bright light and to be watered every two to three weeks.
Get it from The Sill for $32.50 (available in five pot colors).
*deep breath* AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Reviews have been edited for length and/or clarity.
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