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1. A haunted welcome mat to scare away any uninvited guests.
Get it from NickelDesignsShop on Etsy for $45.99.
2. Box of Goth — a subscription service that delivers creepy and dark stuff right to your door.
You get at least six items dedicated to all things dark and spooky. At least one is handmade by the Box of Goth team. All items come in a coffin-shaped box sooOOOoo I'm sold.
Get it from Box of Goth for £23/box.
3. A coffin ring for people who take "'till death" very seriously.
4. Squiggly candle holders that have some serious Tim Burton vibes.
Get a pack of three from Walmart for $22.65.
5. A pair of heels everyone will go absolutely batty for.
Get them from Amazon for $94.99 (available in sizes 5–11).
6. A snuggly...thing that allows you to truly relax. Can't do chores without arms!
There are actually secret arm holes, but your family doesn't need to know that.
Promising review: "I work from home and my husband loves to save money on the heating bill in the winter. Now I can wear my Cocoonsie instead of dragging huge blankets all around the house. I had tried the Snuggie before, but my backside was cold and I can't type with how big the sleeves are. I'm really excited how versatile this is and would definitely recommend!! I even got one for my pregnant sister-in-law who lives up north! She's already obsessed with how warm and comfortable it is. Added bonus: My kitty loves cuddling inside my Cocoonsie while we are laying around too." —Amazon Customer
Get it from Amazon for $39.99 (available in sizes XS-L and in four colors).
7. An ice skull mold to make any drink instantly more scary, no bones about it.
The molds also work for chocolate, wax, resin, and more. If you want your ice to look as clear as the picture, try boiling distilled or filtered water, letting it cool, and gently pouring in the mold.
Get it from Amazon for $11.95.
8. Or a skull shot glass if you like your drinks as stiff as a corpse.
Get it from Amazon for $10.90.
9. A pair of bat wings that will look totally fly on your pet Salem.
Get them from Amazon for $7.99.
10. A Venus fly trap plant in a self-sustaining lightbulb that just needs some light and a lil' blood. JK, but if you don't name it Audrey II, I'm judging you.
The plant comes in a gel that has all the nutrients it needs to survive. It should outgrow its home in about four to six months. When it does, just move it to just soil and start actually like, taking care of it.
Promising review: "I was pretty sure I'd love this, but had no idea how much! I'm the 'mom' to three full-sized Venus fly traps, and it's so fascinating to see this baby in its beginning growth stage. Sort of like marveling at the tiny fingernails on a new born infant, I'm captivated by the tiny but perfectly formed traps. Looking forward to watching it grow!" —Siri Jeffrey
Get it from Amazon for $7.99.
11. A set of Zombie Pack treatments that'll bring your skin back to life (in a way Rick Grimes would be OK with).
This mask is made with albumin, a component from eggs that helps moisturize skin. It claims to help tighten pores, hydrate, promote elasticity, remove dead skin, and balance pH. To use, mix the included powder and liquid together with a brush. Spread the mixture evenly over your face and leave until it begins to dry. It'll create a sort of ~undead~ look, hence the name. Wash after 10 or 15 minutes and enjoy your freshly hydrated face! If this looks familiar to you, it's apparently similar to the Hanacure facial that Instagram loves.
Promising review: "I own a salon and have worked in them for 19 years and never in my life have I used or seen something so amazing. I have read all about the Hanacure facial but it is expensive and always on back order. This is the same thing AND IT WORKS. It doesn't smell bad at all. There is a veryyyy slight smell to it but hardly noticeable and not something I'd complain about. This has natural ingredients and boy does it work. It sucked every thing out of my pores and shrunk them and all of the lines on my face are GONE. YES GONE. Usually I have to have Botox for my forehead. Well not anymore that's for sure!!" —Aja Rieger Cooke
Get a pack of eight treatments from Amazon for $19.98.
12. A pimple popper simulation toy for some good, old-fashioned, creepy-as-heck relaxation.
Promising review: "It is addictively gross and relaxing all at once. It sat next to my computer and I found myself popping and picking at it when I was bored. The pus is surprisingly pleasant-smelling and was nice on my hands." —Jill Diamond
Get it from Amazon for $19.99 (available in two colors).
13. Halloween bark that's sooo much better than Christmas bark because it replaces peppermint with googly eyes, bones, and other spooky decorations.
Get four bars (a pound total) from Williams Sonoma for $39.95.
14. A birthday cake candelabra for anyone who wants that haunted gothic mansion charm 24/7.
Get it from Amazon for $10.02.
15. Cockroach design sandwich bags to make sure Ted from accounting stays the heck away from your lunch this time. More protein for you. ;)
16. A necklace featuring a teeny-tiny pair of vampire teeth for a look that definitely doesn't suck.
It's made with solid 14k gold.
Get it from Catbird for $490.
18. A geometric cat candle that melts to reveal a metal skeleton inside.
Promising review: "Candle burned almost exactly as shown in the pictures. There was a little smoke that came off the metal when first exposed, but it quickly went away. No scent to the candle. Been burning about 15 hours." —Richard Keker
Get it from Amazon for $34 (available in four colors).
19. A Reaper Polo sweatshirt for anyone who think Ralph Lauren-style fashion is totally dead.
Get it from Murder Apparel for $39.99 (available in sizes S–4XL).
20. A pack of bat wall decorations so you can recreate your favorite Katie Ryan moment.
21. An LP of Billie Eilish's "When We Fall Asleep, Where Do We All Go?" in a lovely Halloween color scheme so you can have the best album in the best holiday's colors.
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $21.98.
22. A skeleton-covered mini skirt that unfortunately must be purchased with a credit card instead of worms or bones.
🎵 The bones are the skeleton's money. 🎵
Get it from ModCloth for $55 (available in sizes XXS–4X).
23. Black cat pens you'll feel anything but unlucky using.
Get a pack of four from Amazon for $2.88.
24. A Ouija board bag — I don't need to spell out why this thing is spooky perfection.
Peep that planchette zipper pull. 👀
Get it from Valfré for $56.
25. A knife-cat pin you'll make a *point* of wearing every day.
26. An eerie poster to display in your home that — unlike the house in the illustration — is sadly not covered in hair.
Get it from Valeriya Volkova on Society6 for $19.99.
27. Fuzzy pumpkin earrings you'll look gourd-geous in.
Get them from TitinaStore on Etsy for $30.
28. Monsters You Should Know — an illustrated book featuring all the best creepy-crawlies worth your attention.
Promising review: "I got this for my son (11 years old) for Christmas but my 6-year-old daughter actually loved it more. It has creepy but cute characters. Honestly, I would have been all over this book as a child — I mean I think it's amazing now." —STEM & Sequins
Get it from Amazon for $13.46.
29. And a Funko Pop! doll dedicated to the queen of creeps, Wednesday Addams.
Get it from Amazon for $8.70.
Me admiring all this spooky stuff:
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