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    25 Things You Need If You're Kinda Creepy (In A Good Way)

    ♪ Cause I'm a creeeeep / In a gooood waayyy ♪

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    1. A Venus fly trap plant in a self-sustaining lightbulb that just needs some light and a lil' blood. JK, but if you don't name it Audrey II, I'm judging you.

    lightbulb with blue gel and tons of venus flytraps
    amazon.com

    The plant comes in a gel that has all the nutrients it needs to survive. It should outgrow its home in about four to six months. When it does, just move it to just soil and start actually like, taking care of it.

    Promising review: "I was pretty sure I'd love this, but had no idea how much! I'm the 'mom' to three full-sized Venus fly traps, and it's so fascinating to see this baby in its beginning growth stage. Sort of like marveling at the tiny fingernails on a new born infant, I'm captivated by the tiny but perfectly formed traps. Looking forward to watching it grow!" —Siri Jeffrey

    Get it from Amazon for $8.99.

    2. A pack of fossil cookie cutters that are a din-o-mite project any time you want something sweet. Bone appetite!

    amazon.com, Amazon

    Get a set of three from Amazon for $12.

    3. A trio of shaking clown pens. Look them in their cute, dead eyes and tell them you don't want them. Go on. I dare you.

    clown pens with spring necks
    CraftingSuppliesMY

    Get them from CraftingSuppliesMY on Etsy for $12.87.

    4. Anatomy in Black — a gorgeous coffee table book offering thorough evaluations of each anatomical part in stunning black and gold.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "This book is awesome for all the anatomy lovers with attention to detail! Sure, there's cool artwork with skulls and whatever that look sweet but aren't broken down and portrayed in such detail. This book has both. We just bought new furniture, including a coffee table, so I bought this for my wife. She was so excited about it that she showed and told friends/employees (all hospital staff) and they in turn purchased this book as well." —scaryv

    Get it from Amazon for $39.16.

    5. A somewhat forward bath mat to make all your guests a little uncomfortable.

    mat that says get naked
    Urban Outfitters

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $26.

    6. Mini bat wings so you can turn your fuzzy little kitten into a ferocious monster.

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    Get them from Amazon for $8.99.

    7. A Pennywise mug that knows and exploits your deepest, darkest fears (running out of coffee).

    mug shaped like pennywise's mug
    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $19.99.

    8. A mouth-held cat brush so you can really feel like your cat's mommy when you groom them.

    model licks cat with tongue shaped device with bristles on it
    Amazon

    Promising review: "I have enjoyed using the device, and it has certainly helped me connect with my favorite pussy cat, Colonel Angus, a lot better. I discovered this marvelous product while talking to a canoe driver who had gone under the bridge; we stopped off for a box lunch at the Y (clam and pie - YUM!) and she told me that she'd found out about the product from a guy who was yodeling down in the valley. So word of mouth is definitely spreading. My family doesn't really understand it (this isn't something I can do when Aunt Flo is in town, for instance), and a lot of guys I know just wouldn't do it, but I love it. The only complaint that I could possibly have about the device is the name — Licki? There must be a cunning linguist on staff who could come up with something else to call it." —Maurice Cobbs

    Get it from Amazon for $25+ (available in pink and glow-in-the-dark).

    9. A set of Zombie Pack treatments that'll bring your skin back to life (in a way Rick Grimes would be OK with).

    amazon.com

    This mask is made with albumin, a component from eggs that helps moisturize skin. It claims to help tighten pores, hydrate, promote elasticity, remove dead skin, and balance pH. To use, mix the included powder and liquid together with a brush. Spread the mixture evenly over your face and leave until it begins to dry. It'll create a sort of ~undead~ look, hence the name. Wash after 10 or 15 minutes and enjoy your freshly hydrated face!

    Promising review: "I have never written a review before but I am compelled to do so now. Let’s start with what my 41-year-old face looked like. I had bumps, tiny bumps all over my skin, especially my forehead. My skin NEVER felt smooth even with the prescriptions I was give to help with these tiny bumps. Rosacea = bad bad bad. So bad that it was actually causing my cheeks to have what appeared to be thickening skin. Wrinkles, some that were quite deep. My pores were friggin huge and getting bigger day by day it seemed like. I know that it says to use this product every three days. I chose to go with every single day for the first box of eight. The results were so amazing I decided on everyday for the second box. Even more amazing results. EVERY SINGLE ISSUE LISTED ABOVE NO LONGER EXISTS!!!! I moisturize deeply after rinsing and my face looks absolutely amazing. My face did not even look like this at 30. I am hooked and I will be buying no less than three packs every single payday so I can stock up on this stuff in case they ever decide to quit selling it. If I had 10 stars available to rate I would use them and more!" —Amazon Customer

    Get a pack of eight treatments from Amazon for $34.92.

    10. A truly gross egg separator for the strong-stomached bunch who won't lose their appetite after using it.

    face mug that drips egg white from its nose
    Amazon

    Promising review: "The recipient laughed so hard he blew snot. Much more fun that any other method." —AJ49

    Get it from Amazon for $24.73.

    11. A pimple popper simulation toy for some good, old-fashioned, creepy-as-heck relaxation.

    model squeezes pus out of rubbery square
    Amazon

    Promising review: "It is addictively gross and relaxing all at once. It sat next to my computer and I found myself popping and picking at it when I was bored. The pus is surprisingly pleasant-smelling and was nice on my hands." —Jill Diamond

    Get it from Amazon for $19.99 (available in three colors).

    12. An oversized Pokémon sweater dedicated to everyone's heat-stealing shadow ghost friend. Unlike Gengar, this sweater will keep you warm.

    Amazon, amazon.com

    This is truly oversized so size down for a tighter fit!

    Promising review: "I love this sweater. It is AMAZING quality - totally surpassed my expectations. Little Gengars looks so cute. I've gotten about a million compliments on this thing and honestly I wouldn't even care if people disliked it. It's my favorite sweater by far." —Ashley Nicole

    Get it from Amazon for $29.99 (available in sizes S–XL).

    13. A baby foot peeling kit to give you silky soft feet without even having to steal them from an actual baby.

    before: feet in bags during: peeling feet after: soft feet
    amazon.com / amazon.com / amazon.com

    Just put on the booties, let them sit for an hour, and then watch as your feet start shedding skin.

    Promising review: "My feet have never felt softer! I do recommend wearing socks often, otherwise your couch and blankets will be covered in sloughed off skin! They’re still peeling but I wanted to write my review. It comes with two pairs but I only needed one so I let my boyfriend use it. He was really happy with results! We’re buying another pair for maintenance lol. Important to do the soaks because it definitely helps! No pain or discomfort. I love it!" —Nicole C

    Get two pairs from Amazon for $27.95.

    14. A snuggly...thing that allows you to truly relax. Can't do chores without arms!

    Amazon

    There are actually secret arm holes, but your family doesn't need to know that.

    Promising review: "I work from home and my husband loves to save money on the heating bill in the winter. Now I can wear my Cocoonsie instead of dragging huge blankets all around the house. I had tried the Snuggie before, but my backside was cold and I can't type with how big the sleeves are. I'm really excited how versatile this is and would definitely recommend!! I even got one for my pregnant sister-in-law who lives up north! She's already obsessed with how warm and comfortable it is. Added bonus: My kitty loves cuddling inside my Cocoonsie while we are laying around too." —Amazon Customer

    Get it from Amazon for $39.99 (available in sizes XS–L and in four colors).

    15. A birthday cake candelabra for anyone who wants that haunted gothic mansion charm 24/7.

    the candelabra on a cake
    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $17.33.

    16. A geometric cat candle that melts to reveal a metal skeleton inside.

    geometric cat candle next to a half melted candle with metal cat skeleton inside
    Amazon

    Promising review: "Candle burned almost exactly as shown in the pictures. There was a little smoke that came off the metal when first exposed, but it quickly went away. No scent to the candle. Been burning about 15 hours." —Richard Keker

    Get it from Amazon for $34 (available in two colors).

    17. A dragon staple remover so you can whisper "dracarys" every time you need to separate some paper.

    dragon face with staple remover teeth
    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $14.99.

    18. A baseball cap featuring the hitchhiking ghosts from what we can agree is the best area of Disneyland.

    black baseball cap with the ghosts from haunted mansion embroidered on it
    999Spyglass

    Get it from 999Spyglass on Etsy for $24.99+ (available in 12 colors and a monogram option).

    19. A pasta monster strainer to make dinnertime so good, it'll be scary.

    straining bowl with spoons with handles shaped like eyes
    Amazon

    Promising review: "My wife received this as an Xmas gift from myself, and she smiles every time she pulls it out from its home in the cabinet. That alone makes it worth five stars in my book, but it's also sized nicely (just slightly smaller than a standard colander), is made of very strong plastic, and has extremely expressive eyes, which make for great handles. What's not to like?" —Gentleman Rook

    Get it from Amazon for $18.20.

    20. A terrarium sticker or pin featuring a lil' caged Mothman. Free him!!!

    EldritchRach

    Get the sticker for $3.60 or the pin for $8.65 from EldritchRach on Etsy.

    21. Cockroach design sandwich bags to make sure Ted from accounting stays away from your lunch this time. More protein for you. ;)

    plastic sandwich bag with a cockroach image on it
    Amazon

    Promising review: "The practical joker in me loves these. Take your lunch to work in these and watch your workmates scream when you eat lunch at your desk! Use them to store your lunch in the company fridge ... no one will take your sandwich." —Mandy

    Get a pack of 24 from Amazon for $16.99.

    22. An LP of Billie Eilish's "When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go?" in a lovely Halloween color scheme so you can have the best album in the best holiday's colors.

    the orange vinyl
    Urban Outfitters

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $21.98.

    23. A *real* tooth ring that's made to order because sometimes a girl's best friend isn't a diamond, but an ethically sourced molar.

    simple brass ring with molar embedded
    BlackUrnJewelry

    I have this ring and it's one of my favorites! It's incredibly well-made and perfectly spooky. Even if your size isn't listed, you can reach out and ask for a custom size because they're made to order. The seller is super responsive and helpful — I couldn't recommend enough. A+++ best ghoulish ring around.

    Get it from BlackUrnJewelry on Etsy for $45.

    24. A serial killer coloring book you might wanna buy along with an extra set of red crayons.

    Amazon, amazon.com

    Promising review: "This is the best coloring book I have ever owned. I love it." —Cheryl

    Get it from Amazon for $7.92.

    25. And an enamel pin featuring the home of Baba Yaga, aka my dream house.

    pin shaped like house with chicken legs
    MoonBratStudio

    Get it from MoonBratStudio on Etsy for $11.98.

    Me checking out all these cool, creepy things:

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