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    24 Things You Need If You're Kinda Creepy (In A Good Way)

    ♪ Cause I'm a creeeeep / In a gooood waayyy ♪

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    1. A Venus fly trap plant in a self-sustaining lightbulb that just needs some light and a lil' blood. JK, but if you don't name it Audrey II, I'm judging you.

    The plant comes in a gel that has all the nutrients it needs to survive. It should outgrow its home in about four to six months. When it does, just move it to just soil and start actually like, taking care of it.

    Promising review: "I was pretty sure I'd love this, but had no idea how much! I'm the 'mom' to three full-sized Venus fly traps, and it's so fascinating to see this baby in its beginning growth stage. Sort of like marveling at the tiny fingernails on a new born infant, I'm captivated by the tiny but perfectly formed traps. Looking forward to watching it grow!" —Siri Jeffrey

    Get it from Amazon for $8.99.

    2. A pack of fossil cookie cutters that are a din-o-mite project any time you want something sweet. Bone appetite!, Amazon

    Get a set of three from Amazon for $26.99.

    3. A somewhat forward bath mat to make all your guests a little uncomfortable.

    Urban Outfitters

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $34.

    4. Mini bat wings so you can turn your fuzzy little kitten into a ferocious monster.,

    Get them from Amazon for $8.99.

    5. A Pennywise mug that knows and exploits your darkest fears (running out of coffee).

    Hot Topic

    Get it from Hot Topic for $16.90.

    6. A mouth-held cat brush so you can really feel like your cat's mommy when you groom them.


    Promising review: "I have enjoyed using the device, and it has certainly helped me connect with my favorite pussy cat, Colonel Angus, a lot better. I discovered this marvelous product while talking to a canoe driver who had gone under the bridge; we stopped off for a box lunch at the Y (clam and pie - YUM!) and she told me that she'd found out about the product from a guy who was yodeling down in the valley. So word of mouth is definitely spreading. My family doesn't really understand it (this isn't something I can do when Aunt Flo is in town, for instance), and a lot of guys I know just wouldn't do it, but I love it. The only complaint that I could possibly have about the device is the name — Licki? There must be a cunning linguist on staff who could come up with something else to call it." —Maurice Cobbs

    Get it from Amazon for $25+ (available in pink and glow-in-the-dark).

    7. A set of Zombie Pack treatments that'll bring your skin back to life (in a way Rick Grimes would be OK with).

    This mask is made with albumin, a component from eggs that helps moisturize skin. It claims to help tighten pores, hydrate, promote elasticity, remove dead skin, and balance pH. To use, mix the included powder and liquid together with a brush. Spread the mixture evenly over your face and leave until it begins to dry. It'll create a sort of ~undead~ look, hence the name. Wash after 10 or 15 minutes and enjoy your freshly hydrated face! If this looks familiar to you, it's apparently similar to the Hanacure facial that Instagram loves.

    Promising review: "I own a salon and have worked in them for 19 years and never in my life have I used or seen something so amazing. I have read all about the Hanacure facial but it is expensive and always on back order. This is the same thing AND IT WORKS. It doesn't smell bad at all. There is a veryyyy slight smell to it but hardly noticeable and not something I'd complain about. This has natural ingredients and boy does it work. It sucked every thing out of my pores and shrunk them and all of the lines on my face are GONE. YES GONE. Usually I have to have Botox for my forehead. Well not anymore that's for sure!!" —Aja Rieger Cooke

    Get a pack of eight treatments from Amazon for $24.92.

    8. A truly gross egg separator for the strong-stomached bunch who won't lose their appetite after using it.


    Promising review: "The recipient laughed so hard he blew snot. Much more fun that any other method." —AJ49

    Get it from Amazon for $12.73.

    9. A pair of blobfish slippers that looks how I feel.


    Get them from Amazon for $24.99.

    10. A pimple popper simulation toy for some good, old-fashioned, creepy-as-heck relaxation.


    Promising review: "It is addictively gross and relaxing all at once. It sat next to my computer and I found myself popping and picking at it when I was bored. The pus is surprisingly pleasant-smelling and was nice on my hands." —Jill Diamond

    Get it from Amazon for $19.99 (available in three colors).

    11. A baby foot peeling kit to give you silky soft feet without even having to steal them from an actual baby. / /

    Just put on the booties, let them sit for an hour, and then watch as your feet start shedding skin.

    Promising review: "My feet have never felt softer! I do recommend wearing socks often, otherwise your couch and blankets will be covered in sloughed off skin! They’re still peeling but I wanted to write my review. It comes with two pairs but I only needed one so I let my boyfriend use it. He was really happy with results! We’re buying another pair for maintenance lol. Important to do the soaks because it definitely helps! No pain or discomfort. I love it!" —Nicole C

    Get two pairs from Amazon for $25.95.

    12. A snuggly...thing that allows you to truly relax. Can't do chores without arms!


    There are actually secret arm holes, but your family doesn't need to know that.

    Promising review: "I work from home and my husband loves to save money on the heating bill in the winter. Now I can wear my Cocoonsie instead of dragging huge blankets all around the house. I had tried the Snuggie before, but my backside was cold and I can't type with how big the sleeves are. I'm really excited how versatile this is and would definitely recommend!! I even got one for my pregnant sister-in-law who lives up north! She's already obsessed with how warm and comfortable it is. Added bonus: My kitty loves cuddling inside my Cocoonsie while we are laying around too." —Amazon Customer

    Get it from Amazon for $39.99 (available in sizes XS-L and in four colors).

    13. A birthday cake candelabra for anyone who wants that haunted gothic mansion charm 24/7.


    Get it from Amazon for $11.66.

    14. A geometric cat candle that melts to reveal a metal skeleton inside.


    Promising review: "Candle burned almost exactly as shown in the pictures. There was a little smoke that came off the metal when first exposed, but it quickly went away. No scent to the candle. Been burning about 15 hours." —Richard Keker

    Get it from Amazon for $34 (available in four colors).

    15. A dragon staple remover so you can whisper "dracarys" every time you need to separate some paper.


    Get it from Amazon for $12.99.

    16. A baseball cap featuring the hitchhiking ghosts from what we can agree is the best area of Disneyland.


    Get it from 999Spyglass on Etsy for $24.99+ (available in 12 colors and a monogram option).

    17. A pasta monster strainer to make dinnertime so good, it'll be scary.


    Promising review: "My wife received this as an Xmas gift from myself, and she smiles every time she pulls it out from its home in the cabinet. That alone makes it worth five stars in my book, but it's also sized nicely (just slightly smaller than a standard colander), is made of very strong plastic, and has extremely expressive eyes, which make for great handles. What's not to like?" —Gentleman Rook

    Get it from Amazon for $18.20.

    18. A terrarium sticker or pin featuring a lil' caged Mothman. Free him!!!


    Get the sticker for $2.68 or the pin for $6.71 from EldritchRach on Etsy.

    19. Cockroach design sandwich bags to make sure Ted from accounting stays away from your lunch this time. More protein for you. ;)


    Promising review: "The practical joker in me loves these. Take your lunch to work in these and watch your workmates scream when you eat lunch at your desk! Use them to store your lunch in the company fridge ... no one will take your sandwich." —Mandy

    Get it from Amazon for $8.96 (for a 24-pack).

    20. A Silence of the Lambs-inspired brooch that has me telling you: "It puts the pin in the basket."


    Get it from IAmLunaSol on Etsy for $13.

    21. A non-medical face mask sporting some cool ouija patterns that look spellbinding.

    Look Human

    It's has a pocket where you can slip in a filter.

    Get it from Look Human for $18.99 ($13.29 with the code SPRING30).

    22. An LP of Billie Eilish's "When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go?" in a lovely Halloween color scheme so you can have the best album in the best holiday's colors.

    Urban Outfitters

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $21.98.

    23. A serial killer coloring book you might wanna buy along with an extra set of red crayons.


    Promising review: "This is the best coloring book I have ever owned. I love it." —Cheryl

    Get it from Amazon for $7.92.

    24. And an enamel pin featuring the home of Baba Yaga, aka my dream house.


    Get it from MoonBratStudio on Etsy for $11.98.

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