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    25 Pairs Of Oversized Sunglasses To Help You Avoid People

    Talk to the shades.

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    1. Some pink, mirrored cateyes perfect for days you just can't deal with people.

    Glasses that say "go away!!!"

    Get it on Forever 21 for $7.90.

    2. A pair of dark sunglasses with all-encompassing lens to cover half your face.

    People won't even recognize you while you're rocking these.

    Get it on Amazon for $12.99 (available in nine colors).

    3. Some geometric metal cat eyes for dodging people with feline grace.,

    Promising review: "I love them! They're a great pair of glasses. Definitely a statement piece for everyday wear. The only thing that could make them better is being prescription! Super fast shipping too;I ordered on the 3rd, and they showed up the 5th. Fab glasses, I will definitely be buying from this seller again." —Alexis

    Get it on Amazon $12.99 (available in 19 colors).

    4. A pair of mirrored glasses to keep your eyes a well-kept secret.,

    My eyes are up here. Somewhere.

    Get it on Amazon for $12.99 (available in 15 colors).

    5. A pair of multi-circled sunglasses for a forgotten-sixth-Spice-Girls-member look.

    You know, Jetsetter Spice?

    Get it on Amazon for $26.88.

    6. Some huge pink tortoiseshell stunners that look like you're on your way to a fairytale vacation.,

    Where else would you find pink tortoises?

    Get it on Amazon for $13.90.

    7. A chunky pair of '70s-esque sunnies for putting actual decades between you and other people.

    Anyone have a time machine handy?

    Get it on Urban Outfitters for $16.

    8. An aviator/wayfarer hybrid that's perfect when paired with a hat and trench coat for making a quick getaway.,

    Promising review: "Love these! Cute, and most importantly for me with big cheekbones they do not touch my cheeks! Always have problems with large glasses but not these. They're lightweight; if they were thicker they would be way too heavy!" —justkai

    Get it on Amazon for $13.99 (available in five colors).

    9. Some pink, marbled stunners for hiding out at the pool.

    Sorry you must have the wrong person, I'm just a stranger with fabulous glasses.

    Get it on Forever 21 for $28

    10. A pair of classic mirrored aviators to wear while you jet right out of here.,

    Promising review: "Ok let my start off by saying how impressed I am by the quality. I expected some flimsy cheap-o glasses. But these things are sturdy plus they come with a super cute carrying pouch and they even threw in a little accessory for my phone! Wow! I really did not expect this for the price. I'll recommend it to all my friends for sure." —Mariana

    Get it on Amazon for $12.97 (available in nine colors).

    11. A darling pair of hearts for when hanging out is not in the cards.,

    Get three on Amazon for $4.99 (available in eight styles).

    12. A colorful pair of statement sunnies that will do the talking for you.

    Let the glasses put out good vibes so you don't have to.

    Get it on ASOS for $23.

    13. Some circle shades for a less-friendly Mickey Mouse look.,

    Promising review: "I love my shades!!! There was fast delivery and it was very well packaged. I recommend." — L. Terry

    Get it on Amazon for $12.99 (available in nine colors).

    14. Some bulky tortoiseshell shades you'll want to keep handy when the heat is on.,

    Promising review: "I have a small head and a round and heart-shaped face. I feel like picking out sunglasses that look good on me is difficult. I thought these looked really cute and I like the brown tint to the lens." —Angie P.

    Get it on Amazon for $9.99 (available in six colors).

    15. A pair of round glasses with the outlines of subtle hearts etched in them to make up for all the heart emojis you're absolutely not sending anyone.

    Let your outfit be friendly on your behalf.

    Get it on Asos for $16.

    16. A pair of black sunglasses that are the cat's meow.,

    Promising review: "These are exactly what I thought they were. Pretty good! Great value for the classic style. Thick and sturdy." —MM

    Get it on Amazon $9.99 (available in four styles).

    17. A larger-than-life version of wayfarers you'll want to wear all summer.

    Get it on Urban Outfitters for $18.

    18. Some aviator shades that cover even more of your face than the usual version.

    Never make eye contact with anyone ever again.

    Get it on Asos for $9.

    19. A luxurious pair of gold sunnies to make you feel like royalty secretly slumming it with the rest of us.

    Have your own Roman Holiday.

    Get it Asos for $9.

    20. A spiky pair of sunnies that will make you look like a gorgeous supervillain.,

    First order of business: Finding an isolated evil lair.

    Get it on Amazon for $12.90 (available in five colors).

    21. Some enormous reflective squares that scream "don't talk to me.",

    Get it on Amazon for $11.99.

    22. Some brightly hued sunglasses for getting out of town in style.

    Get it on Modcloth for $39.99.

    23. Some X-Men-esque visor shades that are just threatening enough to keep people several feet away.

    Cyclops has nothing on your evil eye.

    Get it on Urban Outfitters for $18.

    24. A pearl-lined pair of glasses to reflect your inner self: a closed oyster.

    No one's prying you open.

    Get it on Asos for $26.

    25. Some precious pink aviators for when you want to look cute while dodging calls.

    Get it on Urban Outfitters for $9.99.

    We'll see you when you're ready to re-join society.


    The reviews used in this post have been edited for length and clarity.

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