1. A Calcifer spatula that will help you make some delicious-looking breakfast, just like in the movie. But unlike the movie, there will be no snarky backtalk.

Get it from BoxLunch for $14.90.
2. A reptilian juicer so you don't have to shed crocodile tears over squeezing lemons.

Promising review: "I love the size of this squeezer for sure. The picture doesn't do it justice. I love the size, and the craftsmanship, and the neat look of the gator mouth." —Nina Jackson
Get it from Amazon for $19.96.
3. Little heart-shaped grippers to help with glasses that keep falling down your nose.
4. A tiny cowboy boot photo stand that will helpfully hold up one of your favorite photos or postcards. You can also add some tiny flowers or an air plant for extra flair!
5. Charming novelty pens sure to turn some heads when you pull one out — likely to sign autographs as the person famous for having the best pens.
6. Magnetic chip clips shaped like the world's most underrated bird. Let these cute pigeons hang out on your fridge or keep your snacks fresh.
7. An adorable Squishmallow pet bed so your pet can also enjoy the sheer joy that comes from cuddling up with a squishy new friend.
Promising review: "This is my first and only Squishmallow product and honestly I love it! It is as soft as expected from the brand, but also I'm very impressed with how sturdy the bottom is. Most of the bottom of my dogs's beds are made of fabric, but the bottom of this bed is pretty firm and tough. I'm no dog-bed expert but from a loving dog-parent, I'm very satisfied." —Amazon Customer
Get it from Amazon for $28.75+ (available in frog, octopus, or shark).
8. A pair of mop slippers that'll take care of dirty floors while you shuffle around looking for a clean coffee mug in the morning.
Promising review: "I buy mopping slippers. Yup, that's right. This isn't my first pair. So why do I like mopping slippers? I have a 2-year-old, and they're great for mopping up little splashes. Drops of water from doing dishes and the extra padding is nice. No paper towels wasted and it's immediate. Plus these are cute. You have to have a sense of whimsy for this functional novelty item. My last pair did not have this detachable mopping bottom. I enjoy washing both parts because I think it's cleaner but it's a nice feature." —G. Kim
Get them from Amazon for $13.59+ (available in four sizes and 16 colors).
9. A colorful keyboard (and matching mouse!) in case you've seen all those TikTok desk setups and started to feel a bit jealous.
This keyboard comes with a mouse and a USB receiver (compatible with Windows 7, Windows 8, Windows 10, and Mac) for easy connecting.
Promising review: "I love this keyboard! It's only been a couple weeks, but it makes me excited to write again. I ordered blue, it's lovely and easy to use, haven't had any problems with the keys being round like I thought I would. The mouse is fine, the connection hasn't had any problems yet. I feel like the price is reasonable, it's not super fancy with lighting, but it has a nice aesthetic and fluffy sounding clicky clackies." —Eric
Get it from Amazon for $35.99+ (available in 11 colors).
10. A cherry toilet brush for those who are committed to all things kitsch, even in the bathroom.
Promising review: "This toilet brush makes me want to clean my toilet. It is so cute, exactly what I wanted, and works perfectly!! Fits nicely into my bathroom decor. It was delivered in perfect condition and I've used it three times now. If you're thinking about buying this...do it!" —Michelle Maroon
Get it from Amazon for $22.99.
11. Iridescent pimple patches in fun shapes because zapping zits might as well feel like an art project. I wish all problems could be solved with a sticker.
Promising review: "I’ve used a lot of different hydrocolloid acne patches with varying results, but so far these are the only ones that seem to actually resolve the zit in a day or two. Others have irritated my skin, or are difficult to remove and pull at my skin; these don’t do any of that. They stick quite well, but come off without a problem when I’m ready. They are cute too, and I like that I can’t see the gunk it pulls from the outside of the sticker." —ML
Get a pack of 72 from Amazon for $9.98.
12. A humidifier that looks like a little dog ready to blast off into space in their reindeer rocket ship. Why isn't this a movie yet?
It can last up to 10 hours and has seven LED colors.
Promising review: "I can honestly say I was shocked to find this little gem, especially for the price. I have used it daily since it arrived at my doorstep. I’ve been taking it back and forth from home to work, but I will Instead buy a second one, and most likely a couple more as gifts, as Christmas is around the corner." —Helen Quigley
Get it from Amazon for $12.98+ (available in four colors).
13. A pool floatie for your mug! Just fill the bottom with loose tea and enjoy your own personal pool party.

Promising review: "I bought this for my sister because she's an avid tea drinker and loves unicorns. She loves it. It was cute, shipped way faster than expected, and she loved it! I have no pictures because I myself haven't used it, but there's a bunch of different options (which I like) and it does make yummy tea (which she likes). Dude. You want it, get it. No regrets." —Mechanicalgirl
Get it from Amazon for $15.99 (available in two shapes).
14. A space-saving whale strainer that takes up less space and is easier to clean than a regular colander. I think that's just whale-y great.

Promising review: "This item should be in EVERY kitchen — OMG. Beyond useful, as well as cute and whimsical. I use it when I need to strain something but don't have the sink space to plop down a huge colander. Hard to see in the pic, but the bottom has a lip that snugly hugs onto the curve of a pot or bowl. Also great for when you don't want to strain off all of the liquid, just most of it, like when making ramen. Needless to say, this thing stays within reach of the sink at all times now! :D" —IMP117777444
Get it from Amazon for $15.59.
15. A paw print box cutter so you can feel like you have your own set of claws as you slice through your next round of packages.

Get it from CraftingSuppliesMY on Etsy for $8.90 (available in three colors).
16. A pack of binder clips capable of hugging your documents. You know your files will be in good hands!

Get a pack of four white clips from waskstudio on Etsy for $7.50.