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    Your Dog & Your Cervix: Seriously, Just Don’t Go There | What Comes Before Part B?

    I know you're tempted. After all, he seems like a good boy. But before long, you'll see that he never calls his mother and hasn't had a job in forever. Then where will you be? Sitting alone with way too many jars of peanut butter, that's where.