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5 Weird-Ass Things You Can Put In Your Coffee To Make It Even MORE Awesome

Milk? Sugar? WHAT IS THIS, AMATEUR HOUR? RE: BUZZFEED LIFESTYLE WRITER

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Butter, yo.

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That's right, some folks (apparently including Krampus) believe that drinking coffee with butter in it actually makes your brain work better.

This is what I say when I sandwich my cookies with pizza, but there's no science to support that.

Sadly.

Lavender, yo.

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Have you ever sipped your java and been like, "this could taste more like a garden and/or the Queen of England's bath water"?

Then lavender in your coffee is the way to go! It adds a nice floral kick that makes that shit taste like unicorns.

Salt, yo.

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What kind of monster puts salt in their coffee?

The kind of monster who likes to neutralize acidity and probably also rides a unicycle.

Marijuana, yo.

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Yup. That is correct.

For the discriminating pot-smoker who enjoys their high with a side of the shakes, pot coffee is now a thing.

Poffee? Are we making that happen? Bueller?

Peanut Butter, yo.

There is nothing that peanut butter cannot improve.

If you think you love coffee now, wait until you've filled it with an erotic, erotic peanut butter flavor explosion.

If you can dream it...

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