Knot them

The key to actually keeping your socks organized isn't in striking some magical alliance with the demon who lives in your dryer.
It's just folding them them the right them!
Cork board storage

It's easy to shove your socks willy-nilly into your dresser.
It's less easy to do that when you're using your cork board as storage and are forced to stare down your mismatched socks daily.
Missing sock board

My socks that are missing a mate usually languish under my bed and/or in a plastic bag shoved in the back of my dresser where they will probably stay until they become sentient or I get off my butt and pair them.
Whichever comes first.
This cute board gives you a place to put the lonesome socks in your life until their pair can be found!
Repurpose your wine problem

You love wine
AND
You have socks that refuse, much like Miley Cyrus, to be tamed.
Repurpose the dividers in your wine crates, setting them up in your sock drawer for a perfect home for all your special foot-faring friends.
Set them all on fire.
When in doubt, stop trolling Pinterest and just deal with the fact that you're a garbage person like the rest of us.
Burn your socks (along with your Martha Stewart-worthy aspirations) on a massive bonfire and embrace shoe-free living.
If it's good enough for Brendan Fraser in Encino Man, it's good enough for you.