1. Tattoos are dreadful.
2. You'll never get a job with a tattoo.
3. Tattoos aren't cute.
4. Cuteness factor -100.
5. They're just so unsubtle.
6. This is just the worst.
7. Baring your arms is out of the question now.
8. Someone bring this young man some long sleeves posthaste!
9. You're going to regret that when you're older.
10. This tattoo doesn't transform an ordinary shoulder into something extraordinary at all.
11. You're going to have to do more than that to impress me!
12. God gave you perfectly good skin; you shouldn't mess.
13. Oh, well that's just great. Your back isn't boring anymore.
14. I dunno, tattoos are just a bit tacky.
15. Plain bodies are sooo much more interesting.
16. RIP your arm.
17. And they definitely aren't sexy.
18. The world would be a more fun place if tattoos had never been invented.
19. Honestly, the last thing we need is more art in the world.
20. Too much art!!
21. And colour. Colour's overrated.
22. Enough already!
23. You'd have to be dumb to get a tattoo.
24. A really run-of-the-mill person.
25. An average Joe.
26. Honestly, why anyone would get a tattoo is just beyond me.
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