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27 Phrases You Can Use During Sex And At A Funeral

"I'm glad you came."

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@pandorasinbox @Scientits "Do you need a tissue?"

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@pandorasinbox @HerNameIsFarrah Thanks for coming.

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@BullsOPjayjay That was over a lot quicker than I thought.

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@pandorasinbox Nudge me if I fall sleep.

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@pandorasinbox I think she was suffering towards the end

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@bbellgam @Ak_Odin That was an amazing "service"

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Things you can say at a funeral and during sex: Your sister would have loved this

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I bet your dad's watching us with a big smile on his face

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I'm terribly sorry that it was so sudden.

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@mode_B @Ak_Odin OMG! I didn't know it was going to be this BIG!

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@pandorasinbox I thought he'd last longer.

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@pandorasinbox @PhilipHewlett It will get better, given time

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@pandorasinbox I don't know half the people here.

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@pandorasinbox Thank you, Vicar, that was lovely. I'm sure I speak for us all when I say that.

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@pandorasinbox He's not here but I know he's watching us.

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