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27 Phrases You Can Use During Sex And At A Funeral

"I'm glad you came."

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Twitter: @YoImAllergic

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@pandorasinbox @Scientits "Do you need a tissue?"

Twitter: @robprescott90

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@pandorasinbox @HerNameIsFarrah Thanks for coming.

Twitter: @nicky_clarke

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Twitter: @dumbwitness

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Twitter: @samschierman

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@BullsOPjayjay That was over a lot quicker than I thought.

Twitter: @WsgLunker

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@pandorasinbox Nudge me if I fall sleep.

Twitter: @roblavs

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@pandorasinbox I think she was suffering towards the end

Twitter: @B415ter

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@bbellgam @Ak_Odin That was an amazing "service"

Twitter: @mode_B

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Things you can say at a funeral and during sex: Your sister would have loved this

Twitter: @MisterDaz

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Twitter: @MarcelaKunova

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I bet your dad's watching us with a big smile on his face

Twitter: @ben_machell

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I'm terribly sorry that it was so sudden.

Twitter: @Pundamentalism

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@mode_B @Ak_Odin OMG! I didn't know it was going to be this BIG!

Twitter: @bbellgam

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@pandorasinbox I thought he'd last longer.

Twitter: @litebluecanary

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@pandorasinbox @PhilipHewlett It will get better, given time

Twitter: @Ghoul_of_London

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@pandorasinbox I don't know half the people here.

Twitter: @wildigital

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@pandorasinbox Thank you, Vicar, that was lovely. I'm sure I speak for us all when I say that.

Twitter: @andrewpconnell

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@pandorasinbox He's not here but I know he's watching us.

Twitter: @solly_mark