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    27 Phrases You Can Use During Sex And At A Funeral

    "I'm glad you came."

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    Twitter: @pandorasinbox

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    Twitter: @YoImAllergic

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    @pandorasinbox @Scientits "Do you need a tissue?"

    Twitter: @robprescott90

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    @pandorasinbox @HerNameIsFarrah Thanks for coming.

    Twitter: @nicky_clarke

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    Twitter: @dumbwitness

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    Twitter: @samschierman

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    @BullsOPjayjay That was over a lot quicker than I thought.

    Twitter: @WsgLunker

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    @pandorasinbox Nudge me if I fall sleep.

    Twitter: @roblavs

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    @pandorasinbox I think she was suffering towards the end

    Twitter: @B415ter

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    @bbellgam @Ak_Odin That was an amazing "service"

    Twitter: @mode_B

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    Things you can say at a funeral and during sex: Your sister would have loved this

    Twitter: @MisterDaz

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    Twitter: @MarcelaKunova

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    I bet your dad's watching us with a big smile on his face

    Twitter: @ben_machell

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    I'm terribly sorry that it was so sudden.

    Twitter: @Pundamentalism

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    @mode_B @Ak_Odin OMG! I didn't know it was going to be this BIG!

    Twitter: @bbellgam

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    @pandorasinbox I thought he'd last longer.

    Twitter: @litebluecanary

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    Twitter: @Ghoul_of_London

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    @pandorasinbox I don't know half the people here.

    Twitter: @wildigital

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    @pandorasinbox Thank you, Vicar, that was lovely. I'm sure I speak for us all when I say that.

    Twitter: @andrewpconnell

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    @pandorasinbox He's not here but I know he's watching us.

    Twitter: @solly_mark