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    17 WTF Amazon Items You Didn't Know You Wanted For Christmas

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    1. A Jeff Goldblum shower curtain.

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    Jeff and his ape friend, watching you shower. Nab yourself one here.

    2. A street-cleaning simulator.

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    • Three highly detailed and interactive vehicles

    • Manual emptying the dirt container and filling the fresh water tanks

    • Remove dirt with several different cleaning techniques to complete the demanding and varied missions

    Get it here.

    3. A "senior woman with asthma inhaler peel-and-stick wall decal".

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    A beautiful addition to any home. Buy one here.

    4. A cast of a human skull.

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    "This model was obtained using the cast of a real human skull. It therefore shows the facets of the human skull such as bone structure, joints, unevenness and characteristics of bone surfaces in great detail."

    Who was he?

    Buy it here.

    5. A "crazy cat lady" action figure.

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    Get her here...

    ...then destroy someone's soul with it!

    6. Shittens.

    "Suitable for use on babies, pets, and adults." Get a pack here.

    FAQs:

    7. The boyfriend pillow.

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    Much less stress than a real boyfriend, and squishier too. Get one here.

    8. Donald Trump toilet paper.

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    It won't change anything, but it might make you smile. Get it here.

    9. A Nicolas Cage T-shirt.

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    His eyes are where your nipples will be. Get it here.

    10. A set of 10 finger hands.

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    So you can wave six times in one go. Get them here.

    11. A nose-shaped soap dispenser.

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    Really cute alternative to soap as a gift for your grandma. Buy one here.

    12. This stunning Pam St Clement wall clock.

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    The Eastenders legend can live on, on your wall. Get one here.

    13. An erotic novel about Clippy, the Microsoft office assistant.

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    So. Hot. Buy it here.

    14. A poodle-head mask.

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    Terrify everyone here.

    15. Carter, the "18-inch boy doll".

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    He just wants to be your friend. Get him here.

    You definitely won't regret buying Carter.

    16. A spandex mermaid suit.

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    Amazing party costume, but someone would have to carry you into the party and put you on the side. Get it here.

    17. The JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser.

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    Let your dreams come true for only $19,999.95! Get one here.