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    17 WTF Amazon Items You Didn't Know You Wanted For Christmas

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    1. A Jeff Goldblum shower curtain.

    2. A street-cleaning simulator.

    3. A "senior woman with asthma inhaler peel-and-stick wall decal".

    4. A cast of a human skull.

    5. A "crazy cat lady" action figure.

    ...then destroy someone's soul with it!

    6. Shittens.


    7. The boyfriend pillow.

    8. Donald Trump toilet paper.

    9. A Nicolas Cage T-shirt.

    10. A set of 10 finger hands.

    11. A nose-shaped soap dispenser.

    12. This stunning Pam St Clement wall clock.

    13. An erotic novel about Clippy, the Microsoft office assistant.

    14. A poodle-head mask.

    15. Carter, the "18-inch boy doll".

    You definitely won't regret buying Carter.

    16. A spandex mermaid suit.

    17. The JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser.