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1. A Jeff Goldblum shower curtain.

2. A street-cleaning simulator.

3. A "senior woman with asthma inhaler peel-and-stick wall decal".

4. A cast of a human skull.

5. A "crazy cat lady" action figure.

...then destroy someone's soul with it!

6. Shittens.

FAQs:

7. The boyfriend pillow.

8. Donald Trump toilet paper.

9. A Nicolas Cage T-shirt.

10. A set of 10 finger hands.

11. A nose-shaped soap dispenser.

12. This stunning Pam St Clement wall clock.

13. An erotic novel about Clippy, the Microsoft office assistant.

14. A poodle-head mask.

15. Carter, the "18-inch boy doll".
You definitely won't regret buying Carter.

16. A spandex mermaid suit.

17. The JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser.
