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1. A Jeff Goldblum shower curtain.
2. A street-cleaning simulator.
3. A "senior woman with asthma inhaler peel-and-stick wall decal".
4. A cast of a human skull.
5. A "crazy cat lady" action figure.
...then destroy someone's soul with it!
6. Shittens.
FAQs:
7. The boyfriend pillow.
8. Donald Trump toilet paper.
9. A Nicolas Cage T-shirt.
10. A set of 10 finger hands.
11. A nose-shaped soap dispenser.
12. This stunning Pam St Clement wall clock.
13. An erotic novel about Clippy, the Microsoft office assistant.
14. A poodle-head mask.
15. Carter, the "18-inch boy doll".
You definitely won't regret buying Carter.
16. A spandex mermaid suit.
17. The JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser.
