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Can You Choose Between These 11 Impossible "Bake Off" Dilemmas?

Would you rather see Paul or Noel dance naked?

  1. 1. Would you rather drop your cake on the floor, or have Paul and Prue say your cake "doesn't taste nice at all"?

    Would you rather drop your cake on the floor, or have Paul and Prue say your cake "doesn't taste nice at all"?

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1. Would you rather drop your cake on the floor, or have Paul and Prue say your cake "doesn't taste nice at all"?
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  1. 2. Would you rather kiss Paul or Mary?

    Would you rather kiss Paul or Mary?

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2. Would you rather kiss Paul or Mary?
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    Mary
  1. 3. Would you rather have Mary or Prue for a gran?

    Would you rather have Mary or Prue for a gran?

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3. Would you rather have Mary or Prue for a gran?
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    Prue
  1. 4. Would you rather overcook your cake or undercook it?

    Would you rather overcook your cake or undercook it?

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4. Would you rather overcook your cake or undercook it?
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  1. 5. Would you rather be best mates with Sue Perkins or Noel Fielding?

    Would you rather be best mates with Sue Perkins or Noel Fielding?

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5. Would you rather be best mates with Sue Perkins or Noel Fielding?
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    Sue
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    Noel
  1. 6. Would you rather do a Signature Bake that looked great and tasted like shit, or that looked like shit and tasted great?

    Would you rather do a Signature Bake that looked great and tasted like shit, or that looked like shit and tasted great?

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6. Would you rather do a Signature Bake that looked great and tasted like shit, or that looked like shit and tasted great?
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  1. 7. Would you rather do a naked dance while smothering yourself in buttercream in front of Paul or Noel?

    Would you rather do a naked dance while smothering yourself in buttercream in front of Paul or Noel?

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7. Would you rather do a naked dance while smothering yourself in buttercream in front of Paul or Noel?
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    Paul
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    Noel
  1. 8. Would you rather watch Paul or Noel do a naked dance, while smothering themselves in buttercream?

    Would you rather watch Paul or Noel do a naked dance, while smothering themselves in buttercream?

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8. Would you rather watch Paul or Noel do a naked dance, while smothering themselves in buttercream?
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    Paul
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    Noel
  1. 9. Would you rather go out in the first week, or survive 'til the final three but your cake gives Paul diarrhoea?

    Would you rather go out in the first week, or survive 'til the final three but your cake gives Paul diarrhoea?

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9. Would you rather go out in the first week, or survive 'til the final three but your cake gives Paul diarrhoea?
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  1. 10. Would you rather the nation loved you but the judges disliked you, or the nation hated your guts but the judges thought you were a star?

    Would you rather the nation loved you but the judges disliked you, or the nation hated your guts but the judges thought you were a star?

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10. Would you rather the nation loved you but the judges disliked you, or the nation hated your guts but the judges thought you were a star?
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  1. 11. Would you rather trip and land face down in your cake, or accidentally set the Bake Off tent on fire?

    Would you rather trip and land face down in your cake, or accidentally set the Bake Off tent on fire?

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11. Would you rather trip and land face down in your cake, or accidentally set the Bake Off tent on fire?
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  1. 12. Did you just say you would rather burn down the Bake Off tent than embarrass yourself?

    Did you just say you would rather burn down the Bake Off tent than embarrass yourself?

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12. Did you just say you would rather burn down the Bake Off tent than embarrass yourself?
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  1. 13. I mean, no one gets injured, but it's the Bake Off tent. You'd seriously prefer to accidentally destroy it than fall over and get a bit of cake on your face?

    I mean, no one gets injured, but it's the Bake Off tent. You'd seriously prefer to accidentally destroy it than fall over and get a bit of cake on your face?

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13. I mean, no one gets injured, but it's the Bake Off tent. You'd seriously prefer to accidentally destroy it than fall over and get a bit of cake on your face?
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  1. 14. You are a bad person

    You are a bad person

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14. You are a bad person
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