1. "Eyeshadow"

2. "Shrug"

3. "Tan"

4. "Belt"

5. "Top"

6. "Eyebrows"

7. "Tie"

8. "Cardigan"

9. "Highlights"

10. "Tracksuit"

11. "Jacket"

12. "Lipstick"

13. "Tights"

14. "Jeans"

It was a very different time.
What it means now: A natural-hued powder that adds definition to your eyes.
What it meant in the '00s: Getting into a fight with the colour "frosted purple" and losing.
What it means now: A gesture that indicates a lack of understanding.
What it meant in the '00s: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
What it means now: A slight darkening of the skin achieved from sitting in the sun wearing adequate sun protection.
What it meant in the '00s: White people applying so much Johnson's Holiday Skin they went completely orange.
What it means now: Traditional device for holding up your trousers.
What it meant in the '00s: Extraneous, very large accessory worn pointlessly over a top just below your boobs.
What it means now: Item of clothing worn on the upper half of the body which probably covers most of your torso and some of your arms.
What it meant in the '00s: If it covered your nipples, it was good to go.
What it means now: Two strong, dark sweeps of facial hair that frame your eyes.
What it meant in the '00s: Literally just nine hairs in a line on your forehead.
What it means now: Piece of colourful material worn around the neck, mostly by men.
What it meant in the '00s: A belt for some reason.
What it means now: Cosy, enveloping woolen garment useful for keeping you warm on cold days.
What it meant in the '00s: Incey wincey pincey shred of fabric worn around the shoulders, fastened with no more than three buttons, leaving the wearer highly vulnerable to cold draughts.
What it means now: Subtle use of bleach to achieve effect of naturally sun-kissed hair.
What it meant in the '00s: What would happen if a wizard put a spell on a zebra and turned it into a human.
What it means now: Practical attire worn while exercising.
What it meant in the '00s: Completely legitimate outfit for a glam night out.
What it means now: Practical overgarment worn for warmth in the spring and summer months.
What it meant in the '00s: Utterly pointless piece of material that kept a cool breeze off your upper back and sideboob, but left literally everywhere else on your body exposed.
What it means now: Colourful makeup product applied to the lips.
What it meant in the '00s: Covering your mouth in foundation so your lips blended in seamlessly with your face.
What it means now: Black Lycra sheaths used to cover your legs during winter.
What it meant in the '00s: Colourful footless sheaths worn to jazz up your legs all year round.
What it means now: Denim trousers.
What it meant in the '00s: Whatever the fuck you wanted it to mean.