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28 Reasons Women Shouldn't Dye Their Hair

Just don't bother.

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1. Do not dye your hair, for it will never look amazing.

This is NOT AMAZING AT ALL.
Hairstylist: Kristin Ess / instagram.com

This is NOT AMAZING AT ALL.

2. I really wouldn't bother.

3. Seriously, just don't.

Really doesn't look good.
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Really doesn't look good.

4. It's not worth it!!

Average braid, tbh.
Hairstylist: Bethany Sullivan at Bleach London / instagram.com

Average braid, tbh.

5. In no way do I look at this and think, "Your hair is ridiculously beautiful."

It doesn't look gorgeous. It really doesn't. Honestly.
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It doesn't look gorgeous. It really doesn't. Honestly.

6. OK, but haven't you ever thought: "Rainbows are boring"?

Seriously, guys, the last thing we need is more colour spicing up our lives.
Hairstylist: Naoya Ishibashi at Bleach London / instagram.com

Seriously, guys, the last thing we need is more colour spicing up our lives.

7. Yawn.

Hair stylist: Sharmaine Cox at Bleach London / instagram.com

8. Hmmm...not impressed.

Unimpressive hair.
Hair stylist: Jen Atkin / instagram.com

Unimpressive hair.

9. Ladies, will you chill already!

We just want to stick to a spectrum of mousey brown to black here. Turquoise is, if anything, too wow.
Hair stylist: Mane Addicts / instagram.com

We just want to stick to a spectrum of mousey brown to black here. Turquoise is, if anything, too wow.

10. Let's keep things dull, people!!

Hair stylist: Marie Capucine for Bleach London / instagram.com

11. "Wow" is not a good reaction when people see your hair.

Hairstylist: Loren Miles at Bleach London / instagram.com

12. What a terrible shame, your hair is so colourful now.

13. Dyed hair is garish and tacky.

This is burning my retinas.
Hair stylist: Tasha Spencer at Bleach London / instagram.com

This is burning my retinas.

14. My eyes!!

15. It's a no from me.

Not bowled over at all.
Hairstylist: Loren Miles at Bleach London / instagram.com

Not bowled over at all.

16. Grey hair is for grans.

17. Looks dreadful.

18. This proves it definitively: Hair colour is a TERRIBLE idea.

Really not cool!
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Really not cool!

19. No one wants to match the furniture.

Come on. What's wrong with nice plain hair?
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Come on. What's wrong with nice plain hair?

20. And who wants to stand out like this?

No one, that's who.
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No one, that's who.

21. This, on the other hand, is completely dull.

Leaves us cold.
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Leaves us cold.

22. No, no, and no again.

No x 16.
Hair stylist: Loren Miles for Bleach London / instagram.com

No x 16.

23. NO!!

This doesn't look awesome at all.
Hairstylist: Naoya Ishibashi at Bleach London / instagram.com

This doesn't look awesome at all.

24. This is not stunning in any way.

Completely average.
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Completely average.

25. Why would you want to make the world a more interesting place? Why??

26. Stop it!

We want to live in a boring world, plz.
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We want to live in a boring world, plz.

27. Any woman with hair like this must be totally unimaginative.

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28. OK, once and for all: Women, just please don't ever dye your hair.

Sie Salon / instagram.com