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If You Have These 8 Types Of Sex, You're In A Long-Term Couple

The Saturday afternoon sex-nap combo.

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1. Sofa sex

You’re doing a TV marathon in your pyjamas. You feel a bit sexy. Quick interval for sex, then back to Episode 8 of Twin Peaks.
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You’re doing a TV marathon in your pyjamas. You feel a bit sexy. Quick interval for sex, then back to Episode 8 of Twin Peaks.

2. The Saturday afternoon sex-nap combo

You’re lounging around in bed, too lazy to get dressed. You have a lil' romantic encounter, then fall into a dreamy afternoon snooze. Perfect.
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You’re lounging around in bed, too lazy to get dressed. You have a lil' romantic encounter, then fall into a dreamy afternoon snooze. Perfect.

3. Even quicker than a quickie sex

Once you know what buttons to press, sex can be extremely low-hassle.
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Once you know what buttons to press, sex can be extremely low-hassle.

4. Sex without the laundry

By making a few simple adjustments, the lazy couple can get their kicks without having to do any boring cleaning afterwards!
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By making a few simple adjustments, the lazy couple can get their kicks without having to do any boring cleaning afterwards!

5. World's laziest position sex

You’re both lying down and move as little as possible to achieve the required results.
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You’re both lying down and move as little as possible to achieve the required results.

6. Fully dressed sex

You can’t be arsed to get naked, so you just remove the essentials and still have a great time.
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You can’t be arsed to get naked, so you just remove the essentials and still have a great time.

7. Budget airline sex

No-frills sex that gets you where you need to go.
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No-frills sex that gets you where you need to go.

8. No sex!

Choosing sleep over romance is one of life’s great treats.
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Choosing sleep over romance is one of life’s great treats.