Food·Posted on 6 Jan 2017Hahahha This Is What The Rest Of The World Calls "British Food"Wtf is a Coffee Crisp??by Becky BarnicoatBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. So supermarkets around the world often have a shelf of "British" food. But what exactly do they think British food is? Let's take a look... 2. Tennessee: reddit.com Tea, jam, marmite, spotted dick, Bisto, beans, and biscuits. Yep, pretty much Britain down to a tee. 3. Although there's the small matter of Barry's Tea, which is Irish. reddit.com Guys, get it right. 4. Florida: Twitter: @jonny_sage Beans, check. Rich Tea, check. Marmite, check. So far so British. 5. BUT WTF ARE COFFEE CRISPS? Twitter: @jonny_sage 6. We don't have Coffee Crisps in Britain. Twitter: @jonny_sage We have Toffee Crisps but not Coffee Crisps, what is going on. 7. Indiana: reddit.com Tyrrels crisps getting a look-in here, nice and posh. But again, we're witnessing a large quantity of Irish produce bundled in with the British. But also they have Spam, well done. 8. Washington: Twitter: @alexfinnegan4 Nailed it. 9. New York: Twitter: @mcgregormt 10/10 Maltesers shelf but quite intense signage. 10. Austraila: reddit.com You've got your mushy peas, Pot Noodles, Bisto, Paxo, Hellman's, Colmans, and, crucially, Tunnocks Caramel Wafers – Scotland represent. 11. Australia II: Twitter: @tashylou88 Guys, we're flattered. We love sweets and crisps and fizzy drinks, but what the ever living fuck is going on with your ~packets~ of Jaffa Cakes. THEY SHOULD COME IN NAVY BLUE BOXES. 12. Dubai: Twitter: @PlanetRetail Plenty of Pot Noodles, various mayonnaises, and loads of tins of soup. Also, great to see Angel Delight getting the recognition it deserves. 13. Spain: Twitter: @unsaltedrhino It's got a frankly classy selection including Jordans, ooh. Luxury Cookies, oooh. And some quality shortbread, oooooh. 14. But omg what is going on with this massive Ferrero Rocher? Twitter: @unsaltedrhino It's nice to know what the rest of the world consider British "essentials". 15. Canada: Twitter: @ScotlandFoodie Pretty much an entire shelf dedicated to the jewells in Tunnocks' crown here. Also loads of mushy peas. Mushy peas and Tunnocks: The diet of kings. 16. Monaco: Twitter: @TrevorDann Quite a few of the usual culprits here, HP, Lea and Perrins, Heinz. But interestingly, also a whole shelf of Sharwood's chutneys, a true British staple. 17. AND ALSO MONACO HAS MAKE-YOUR-OWN SCONES KITS. Twitter: @TrevorDann Amazing. 18. So far so British (and Irish). But here's where shit gets quite weird. 19. Let's see what's going on in France: reddit.com 🙃 20. It's like. I mean. France, have you even met us?