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9 Things All Girls Secretly Do But Don't Talk About

Pulling out those weird, long nipple hairs.

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1. Investigating your face for hairs growing in strange places.

Then plucking the blighters out.
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Then plucking the blighters out.

2. Pushing your boobs together to see how good your cleavage is.

They look amazing if you just ignore your arms shoving them in at the sides.
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They look amazing if you just ignore your arms shoving them in at the sides.

3. Lying on your bed for hours in your towel after having a shower.

Not only do you get cold but also your soul is damaged by such shameless stalking.
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Not only do you get cold but also your soul is damaged by such shameless stalking.

4. Naked stretching.

It's a sort of yoga/Pilates/daydreaming mashup.
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It's a sort of yoga/Pilates/daydreaming mashup.

5. Pulling out those weird, long nipple hairs.

No one has ever seen one growing, but they sprout like an inch in a day. Truly one of life's great mysteries.
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No one has ever seen one growing, but they sprout like an inch in a day. Truly one of life's great mysteries.

6. Putting on a full face of makeup and your highest heels AND NOTHING ELSE, and singing and dancing like a pop star in your bedroom.

You're convinced if someone in the music business heard you, you'd be signed immediately. In your head, you practise your Grammy acceptance speech and figure out a plan for evading the paparazzi.
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You're convinced if someone in the music business heard you, you'd be signed immediately. In your head, you practise your Grammy acceptance speech and figure out a plan for evading the paparazzi.

7. Taking a selfie of your ugliest face.

Then sending it to someone you love.
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Then sending it to someone you love.

8. Having a made-up argument with your friend in your head.

And feeling really hurt because of all the things you imagined they said to you.
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And feeling really hurt because of all the things you imagined they said to you.

9. Masturbating with something not designed for that purpose.

What an exciting time to be a showerhead.
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What an exciting time to be a showerhead.