Buzz·Posted on Apr 11, 20179 Things All Girls Secretly Do But Don't Talk AboutPulling out those weird, long nipple hairs.by Becky BarnicoatBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Investigating your face for hairs growing in strange places. Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed Then plucking the blighters out. 2. Pushing your boobs together to see how good your cleavage is. Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed They look amazing if you just ignore your arms shoving them in at the sides. 3. Lying on your bed for hours in your towel after having a shower. Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed Not only do you get cold but also your soul is damaged by such shameless stalking. 4. Naked stretching. Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed It's a sort of yoga/Pilates/daydreaming mashup. 5. Pulling out those weird, long nipple hairs. Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed No one has ever seen one growing, but they sprout like an inch in a day. Truly one of life's great mysteries. 6. Putting on a full face of makeup and your highest heels AND NOTHING ELSE, and singing and dancing like a pop star in your bedroom. Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed You're convinced if someone in the music business heard you, you'd be signed immediately. In your head, you practise your Grammy acceptance speech and figure out a plan for evading the paparazzi. 7. Taking a selfie of your ugliest face. Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed Then sending it to someone you love. 8. Having a made-up argument with your friend in your head. Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed And feeling really hurt because of all the things you imagined they said to you. 9. Having some *alone time* with something not designed for that purpose. Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed What an exciting time to be a showerhead.