1. Investigating your face for hairs growing in strange places. Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed Then plucking the blighters out. 2. Pushing your boobs together to see how good your cleavage is. Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed They look amazing if you just ignore your arms shoving them in at the sides. 3. Lying on your bed for hours in your towel after having a shower. Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed Not only do you get cold but also your soul is damaged by such shameless stalking. 4. Naked stretching. Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed It's a sort of yoga/Pilates/daydreaming mashup. 5. Pulling out those weird, long nipple hairs. Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed No one has ever seen one growing, but they sprout like an inch in a day. Truly one of life's great mysteries. 6. Putting on a full face of makeup and your highest heels AND NOTHING ELSE, and singing and dancing like a pop star in your bedroom. Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed You're convinced if someone in the music business heard you, you'd be signed immediately. In your head, you practise your Grammy acceptance speech and figure out a plan for evading the paparazzi. 7. Taking a selfie of your ugliest face. Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed Then sending it to someone you love. 8. Having a made-up argument with your friend in your head. Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed And feeling really hurt because of all the things you imagined they said to you. 9. Having some *alone time* with something not designed for that purpose. Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed What an exciting time to be a showerhead.