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12 Jokes You'll Just Get If You're Obsessed With Cheese

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1. Loving cheese makes little rational sense.

On paper, it is disgusting.
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On paper, it is disgusting.

2. Most cheesy things in life are all wrong.

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3. But for some godforsaken reason, this stinking lump of aged dairy product is the greatest foodstuff on earth.

And you love it with all your heart.
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And you love it with all your heart.

4. When it comes to cheese, you have precisely zero portion control.

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5. And it majorly screws with your healthy-eating goals.

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6. You know so many cheeses, you basically speak French.

Fromage à trois!
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Fromage à trois!

7. You love anything with melted cheese, but if you had to choose...

Oh, and also fondue. And nachos. And quesadillas. And cheese on toast. And...
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Oh, and also fondue. And nachos. And quesadillas. And cheese on toast. And...

8. Because cheese is always there for you.

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9. And although you know it's basically the devil in disguise...

So, so evil.
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So, so evil.

10. And you will never get your head around "the smelliness paradox":

Someone plz explain.
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Someone plz explain.

11. It pains you to have to throw it away.

"Look, there's a bit here in the middle that isn't furry..."
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"Look, there's a bit here in the middle that isn't furry..."

12. Yep. This love is forever.

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