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    12 Jokes You'll Just Get If You're Obsessed With Cheese

    Will you Brie mine?

    1. Loving cheese makes little rational sense.

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    On paper, it is disgusting.

    2. Most cheesy things in life are all wrong.

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    3. But for some godforsaken reason, this stinking lump of aged dairy product is the greatest foodstuff on earth.

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    And you love it with all your heart.

    4. When it comes to cheese, you have precisely zero portion control.

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    5. And it majorly screws with your healthy-eating goals.

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    6. You know so many cheeses, you basically speak French.

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    Fromage à trois!

    7. You love anything with melted cheese, but if you had to choose...

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    Oh, and also fondue. And nachos. And quesadillas. And cheese on toast. And...

    8. Because cheese is always there for you.

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    9. And although you know it's basically the devil in disguise...

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    So, so evil.

    10. And you will never get your head around "the smelliness paradox":

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    Someone plz explain.

    11. It pains you to have to throw it away.

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    "Look, there's a bit here in the middle that isn't furry..."

    12. Yep. This love is forever.

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