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9 Things Every Woman Secretly Does In Winter

Blow-drying your bum is so, so nice.

1. Warming your ice-cold, scaly feet on your partner’s soft, warm back in bed.

2. Enjoying the feeling of stroking your prickly, unshaven legs.

3. Warming up your hands on your boobs, or down your pants.

4. Wearing the same pair of tights for several days (weeks?) in a row.

5. Picking the chapped skin off your lips.

6. Not shaving anything for months and months.

7. Hiding your greasy hair under a wooly hat.

8. Sharing lip balm with your BFF.

9. And last but not least, blow-drying ~all over~.