9 Things Every Woman Secretly Does In Winter

Blow-drying your bum is so, so nice.

1. Warming your ice-cold, scaly feet on your partner’s soft, warm back in bed.

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That's what relationships are for, right?

2. Enjoying the feeling of stroking your prickly, unshaven legs.

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Sometimes you'll just sit there stroking yourself for a while, it's very peaceful. You ❤️️ your spiky legs.

3. Warming up your hands on your boobs, or down your pants.

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It's so toasty down there.

4. Wearing the same pair of tights for several days (weeks?) in a row.

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You've only got two pairs so you've got to make them last.

5. Picking the chapped skin off your lips.

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Maybe you eat the skin, too.

6. Not shaving anything for months and months.

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And loving your new look.

7. Hiding your greasy hair under a wooly hat.

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Such useful items.

8. Sharing lip balm with your BFF.

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9. And last but not least, blow-drying ~all over~.

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Warming your bum after a shower = the best thing about winter.