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17 Reasons Showers Are Shit And Baths Are Amazing

If you're a shower person, you're just wrong.

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1. Let's get straight to it: Showers are shit and baths are the greatest thing known to humankind.

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2. LOOK HOW UNHAPPY THIS PUG IS, OF COURSE HE'S UNHAPPY HE'S GOT A JET OF WATER PUMMELING HIS BODY.

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While his lil' feet are just sitting there in a pool of tepid water.

3. This good boy on the other hand knows what it's all about.

Yes, baths are irresistible.
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Yes, baths are irresistible.

4. Showering when it's cold is an absolute nightmare.

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There's the horrible dash between your bed and the shower, and the fact that the water is colder, and the awful cold air clinging to your lower body, argh.

5. Whereas taking baths in winter is one of life's greatest pleasures.

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6. And how about the shower drain: it's always clogged with hair and scum.

You just don't get the same issue with baths.
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You just don't get the same issue with baths.

7. Plus there's always hair plastered on shower walls.

*Shudder*
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*Shudder*

8. And if you're a girl, once you're done showering, you inevitably have to deal with an arse crack crammed full of hairs.

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Your hairs do not swarm up your bum in the bath.

9. Showers aren't that good at cleaning you: you get very polished shoulders, but your feet stay dirty AF.

10. Your whole body gets a proper soaking in the bath, though.

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You come out squeaky clean from head to toe.

11. Many showers are a stupid height, meaning you have to bend down to get under them.

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And inevitably if you try to adjust the height of it, the whole thing falls apart.

12. On that subject: Showers break all the damn time.

There are 12 broken showers to every functioning shower. Whereas baths don't break becase there's nothing to break.
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There are 12 broken showers to every functioning shower. Whereas baths don't break becase there's nothing to break.

13. Plenty of baths are like 100 years old and still going strong.

It's such a simple design that can't be improved upon.
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It's such a simple design that can't be improved upon.

14. It's almost impossible to get the temperature right in a shower.

When you run a bath you can make it exactly as hot as you like. And there's NOTHING like the feeling of sliding down into a hot bath.
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When you run a bath you can make it exactly as hot as you like. And there's NOTHING like the feeling of sliding down into a hot bath.

15. YOU CAN'T READ IN THE SHOWER.

What is nicer than reading in the bath? It's like the no.1 reason that people are turning their backs on eBooks.
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What is nicer than reading in the bath? It's like the no.1 reason that people are turning their backs on eBooks.

16. And don't get me started on shower curtains – the way they blow inwards and cling to your body like the cold, damp embrace of death.

There are entire blogs dedicated to ingenious hacks for stopping your shower curtain doing this.
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There are entire blogs dedicated to ingenious hacks for stopping your shower curtain doing this.

17. Well, hey guys, I've got a better hack: JUST HAVE A BATH INSTEAD.

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