1.
Combing the cradle cap flakes off your baby's scalp.
2.
Closely examining your baby's poo.
3.
Wiping and scraping other goopy, flakey things off your baby’s body.
4.
Hand-pumping your boobs in a scuzzy public toilet cubicle.
5.
Rubbing lanolin on your raw, chafed nipples 1000 times a day.
6.
Clearing a blocked milk duct in your boob.
7.
Sucking your baby's snot out of their nose… with your mouth.