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19 Sad Meals Every British Drunk Person Has Suffered Through

To be fair these all tasted great at the time.

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1. The "this bar doesn't serve food so we'll have a liquid dinner instead".

Gonna end so badly.
Twitter: @Poosan18

Gonna end so badly.

2. The 2am bowl of cereal.

The milk goes everywhere and you wake up with cornflakes stuck in your hair.
Twitter: @Ollie_Paul_

The milk goes everywhere and you wake up with cornflakes stuck in your hair.

3. Someone throwing food at you "to sober you up".

"Here eat dese cereals they make u wake up."
Twitter: @MicheleSkyla

"Here eat dese cereals they make u wake up."

4. The sloppy kebab.

You'll regret all that garlic mayo come the morning.
Twitter: @luciejadehall_

You'll regret all that garlic mayo come the morning.

5. The fallen kebab.

It's tragic, but it's best to just let it go. Don't get down on the ground and carry on eating it. Don't do that.
Twitter: @AlexIsOnEarth

It's tragic, but it's best to just let it go. Don't get down on the ground and carry on eating it. Don't do that.

6. The meal that will probably kill you one day.

Looooook how shiiiiiny it iiiiiiis.
Twitter: @seqilol

Looooook how shiiiiiny it iiiiiiis.

7. Something drowning in mayo.

This here is chips, under a low-key avalanche of mayonnaise.
Twitter: @shaannonbeth

This here is chips, under a low-key avalanche of mayonnaise.

8. The pizza of desperation.

When you are so damn starving you just need to eat, even if that means sitting alone on the floor of the takeaway shop.
Twitter: @Izzythomasx

When you are so damn starving you just need to eat, even if that means sitting alone on the floor of the takeaway shop.

9. The "eyes bigger than tummy".

You're convinced you need this much food at 3am, then pass out immediately.
Twitter: @Steffers30

You're convinced you need this much food at 3am, then pass out immediately.

10. The Pot Noodle.

An absolute drunk person staple.
Twitter: @chriscampbellX

An absolute drunk person staple.

11. Cheese.

Straight from the fridge, it's a fucking life-saver.

12. The 3am Londis raid.

Omg midnight feast!!
Twitter: @molsipher

Omg midnight feast!!

13. The reheated leftovers.

You're so happy to see the cold mince and potatoes in the fridge when you're drunk and ravenous.
Twitter: @ChrysMuirhead

You're so happy to see the cold mince and potatoes in the fridge when you're drunk and ravenous.

14. The "margarine and stale bread because that was the only food in the house" sandwich.

We've all been there, and it's a very dark place.
Twitter: @siminayyar

We've all been there, and it's a very dark place.

15. The glass of milk.

When there's not even any stale bread and margarine in the house, so you gotta fill up with milk.
Twitter: @NaeYaCampRules

When there's not even any stale bread and margarine in the house, so you gotta fill up with milk.

16. Something sloppy and salty served in a polystyrene box.

Yumma yumma.

17. The "fucked-up meal you cobbled together from a load of disparate elements".

It's mostly melted cheddar.
Twitter: @huberdeau_camil

It's mostly melted cheddar.

18. Fried eggs because you've got to eat something and a frying pan is about the most complex piece of kitchen equipment you can interact with at this point.

Just remember to turn that hob off!!
Twitter: @madsqueeze

Just remember to turn that hob off!!

19. The toast you force down so you're not sick.

It's so terribly, terribly dry.
Twitter: @Katie_Ann52

It's so terribly, terribly dry.