1. Steer clear of Leeds at all costs.
2. Just don't bother going there.
3. There's nothing that will take your breath away.
4. There are no good bars.
5. And the pubs aren't much cop either.
6. The buildings in the town centre aren't magnificent.
7. OK, so the Hyde Park Picture House has an incredible line-up of film screenings and festivals, but who needs that on their doorstep?
8. The fact that it looks like this inside is neither here nor there.
9. Roundhay Park is dull, nothing to see here.
10. It's just a short bus ride to the Yorkshire moors, but so what?
11. They're drab.
12. And the canals aren't atmospheric at all.
13. Leeds Market isn't a feast for the senses.
14. There's nothing interesting to buy there.
15. The university campus looks like something from a sci-fi movie, but who cares?
16. You're not going to have a good night out at a boat pub, stranded on an island in the middle of the city. No siree.
17. Bowling at the Merrion Centre isn't fun at all.
18. Nope, the city at night isn't a wonderland of light and excitement in any way.
19. There are no beautiful views across the rooftops in Leeds.
20. No beautiful views full stop.
21. The cobbled streets aren't picturesque at all.
22. The Brudenell Social Club doesn't host amazing gigs with tons of great bands.
23. And breakfast at The Greedy Pig isn't worth getting out of bed for.
24. The city at dawn isn't spectacular, honest.
25. And the modern architecture on the uni campus is dull AF.
26. You can't get a decent roast anywhere.
27. Nope, it's a wasteland for foodies.
