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9 Jokes You'll Get If You Love Dogs But Don't Have One

You make A LOT of new friends on the street.

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1. You're so dog-deprived, that a dog being present at a social occasion can transform it from average to exceptional.

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2. When you meet a dog, all decorum flies out the window. You just go for it, as if you're reuniting with an old and dear friend.

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3. You've started to dream about dogs, which is beautiful – but also painful.

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4. If your family have a dog, it always feels like waaaay too long between visits.

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5. And catching up on the phone just isn't the same.

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6. You've definitely made plans for the future.

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7. And you're constantly searching for the dog you'd have if you could have a dog right now, even though you can't have a dog right now.

One day your dreams will come true. One day.
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One day your dreams will come true. One day.

8. There are some advantages to being a dogless dog lover – you have no trouble chatting to strangers in the street.

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9. It's not that you're one-track minded... OK, you are. But honestly? You're fine with that.

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