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Posted on Sep 12, 2016

Can You Guess Whether These Things Are Illegal?

It's illegal to sell dildos in Texas. Or is it?

  1. 1. It's illegal for your dog to have sex with the Queen's dog in Britain.

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    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    True!

    You are not allowed to let your pet mate with any pet from the royal household.

  2. 2. It's illegal to sit on a chair in the street in Britain.

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    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    False!

    You can sit on a chair in the street in Britain if you so desire.

  3. 3. It’s illegal to wear a padded bra in Greenville, Alabama.

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    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    False!

    You can do what you want to your boobies.

  4. 4. It's illegal to hurt a cactus in Arizona.

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    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    True!

    Cacti are protected by state law in Arizona.

  5. 5. It's illegal to be drunk in a pub in Britain.

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    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    True!

    You are not allowed to be intoxicated in any public place in Britain, according to the Licensing Act of 1872, though tbh you're probably not going to be arrested for that.

  6. 6. It’s illegal to use a scorpion as a weapon in Texas.

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    False!

    But don't use a scorpion as a weapon anyway, it's just weird and cruel.

  7. 7. It’s illegal to eat fried chicken with a knife and fork in Gainesville, Georgia.

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    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    True!

    It's illegal to eat this "sacred" culinary delicacy with anything other than your hands in Gainsville.

  8. 8. It’s illegal to have sex while singing the national anthem in Britain.

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    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    False!

    Go for it. Have a laugh.

  9. 9. It’s illegal to ride in a taxi if you have the plague in britain.

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    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    True!

    Officially you have to get your plague-ridden ass out of there and walk, though most cabbies would probably not make you do that.

  10. 10. It’s illegal to sleep next to a goat in Michigan.

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    False!

    You can snuggle down with your goat whenever you want.

  11. 11. It’s illegal to eat a postage stamp bearing the monarch’s face in Britain.

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    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    False!

    They don't taste good, but it's legal as fuck.

  12. 12. It’s illegal to wear three-inch heels in Carmel, California.

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    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    True!

    You can only wear heels higher than two inches if you obtain a special permit.

  13. 13. It is illegal to dress up as the Queen in Britain.

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    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    False!

    It's a great choice of fancy dress costume.

  14. 14. It’s illegal to carry a plank along a pavement in London.

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    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    True!

    Britain is weird. Though it's probably safe to risk it with a plank if you really need to.

  15. 15. It's illegal to sell dildos in Texas.

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    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    False!

    But it was illegal to sell them until 2008 – they were considered obscene.

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