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Only People Who Went To A Crap British School Will Remember 22/34 Of These Things

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  1. Check off all the images that remind you of your school:
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    Your main building was a '60s brick shithole that looked something like this.
    Via Roger Templeman / Via geograph.org.uk
    Your main building was a '60s brick shithole that looked something like this.
    Via Roger Templeman / Via geograph.org.uk
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    But some of your lessons were in a draughty, not-fit-for-purpose temporary block.
    Via geograph.org.uk
    But some of your lessons were in a draughty, not-fit-for-purpose temporary block.
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    The carpets all looked exactly like this.
    Via commons.wikimedia.org
    The carpets all looked exactly like this.
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    And the corridors looked like this.
    Via Twitter: @lsaclean
    And the corridors looked like this.
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    The sixth form common room had these exact chairs, covered in stains.
    Via Twitter: @lsaclean
    The sixth form common room had these exact chairs, covered in stains.
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    The corridors were bleak and soulless.
    Via Twitter: @tarcsolutions
    The corridors were bleak and soulless.
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    Except between lessons when they were crammed with 1000 students moving between classes.
    Via BBC
    Except between lessons when they were crammed with 1000 students moving between classes.
    Via BBC
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    The gym changing rooms were cold, smelly, and offered no privacy.
    Via Twitter: @AkeelTahir
    The gym changing rooms were cold, smelly, and offered no privacy.
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    And there was always rubbish graffiti on the walls.
    Via Twitter: @Badger5000
    And there was always rubbish graffiti on the walls.
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    The school text books, which you had to share, had all been defaced too.
    Via Twitter: @LauraboyIe
    The school text books, which you had to share, had all been defaced too.
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    The teachers photocopied your revision homework from one copy of the revision guide which the whole school shared.
    Via Twitter: @HaydockScience
    The teachers photocopied your revision homework from one copy of the revision guide which the whole school shared.
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    The school football looked like this.
    Via pixabay.com
    The school football looked like this.
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    And the goal posts had no nets.
    Via geograph.org.uk
    And the goal posts had no nets.
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    You had an ongoing feud with the posh private school round the corner.
    Via Channel 4
    You had an ongoing feud with the posh private school round the corner.
    Via Channel 4
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    The naughtier kids operated a black market for banned sweets.
    Via Twitter: @EllieAndHarley
    The naughtier kids operated a black market for banned sweets.
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    The head would hold special assemblies to ward you off whatever evil was stalking the school corridors.
    Via Twitter: @gartreehigh
    The head would hold special assemblies to ward you off whatever evil was stalking the school corridors.
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    The classroom was heated by these ancient radiators which gave horrific burns if you came too close.
    Via upload.wikimedia.org / BuzzFeed
    The classroom was heated by these ancient radiators which gave horrific burns if you came too close.
    Via upload.wikimedia.org / BuzzFeed
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    Every few weeks a window would be smashed by a football.
    Via Twitter: @emily_gr4ce
    Every few weeks a window would be smashed by a football.
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    You did PE on these rock hard blue mats.
    Via Twitter: @GrowinUpBritish
    You did PE on these rock hard blue mats.
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    Your gym shoes looked exactly like this.
    Via Amazon
    Your gym shoes looked exactly like this.
    Via Amazon
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    Your school dinners looked like this.
    Via Twitter: @LEONLAVENDER
    Your school dinners looked like this.
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    And the dessert looked like this.
    Via Twitter: @titchfairy
    And the dessert looked like this.
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    Your school trip lunch looked like this.
    Via Twitter: @Clairey225
    Your school trip lunch looked like this.
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    It was the best feeling in the world when the teacher wheeled one of these bad boys into the classroom.
    Via Twitter: @PrimarySklProbs
    It was the best feeling in the world when the teacher wheeled one of these bad boys into the classroom.
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    These blue paper towels were the solution to all problems.
    Via Twitter: @LozTab
    These blue paper towels were the solution to all problems.
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    The exam hall looked like this.
    Via Twitter: @notsqa
    The exam hall looked like this.
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    You had rubbish school trips to the town centre to look at "urban planning".
    Via Twitter: @001journey
    You had rubbish school trips to the town centre to look at "urban planning".
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    There was a school "nature area" but it was so overgrown no one was allowed in it.
    Via Twitter: @RTurffrey
    There was a school "nature area" but it was so overgrown no one was allowed in it.
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    School presentations looked like something out of the 1940s.
    Via en.wikipedia.org
    School presentations looked like something out of the 1940s.
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    You used a calculator to tell this brilliant joke.
    Via Twitter: @90sdecade
    You used a calculator to tell this brilliant joke.
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    The school computers were basic and out of date.
    Via Facebook: LADbible
    The school computers were basic and out of date.
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    So you spent a lot of time pissing about with WordArt.
    Via Microsoft
    So you spent a lot of time pissing about with WordArt.
    Via Microsoft
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    Your uniform was too big so you could "grow into it".
    Via Twitter: @TargettLuke
    Your uniform was too big so you could "grow into it".
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    On the very last day of school your shirt looked like this.
    Via oldglebe.freeserve.co.uk
    On the very last day of school your shirt looked like this.
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