2.
People would assess how much of a bitch he is.
3.
He'd be negatively compared to his wife Melania Trump, who would be considered more qualified, intelligent, and capable than him in every way.
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Commentators would point out that he isn't really attractive enough to be a leader.
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People would speculate about whether he'd break down and tears during the debates.
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And of course he'd be accused of playing the gender card.
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Writers would be sure to acknowledge his inevitable shortcomings as a man.
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Particularly his "shrill" voice, which would just really, really annoy everyone for some reason, it's not sexist, honestly.
11.
The only thing worse than how shrill he is would be his incessant shouting.
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When he performed well, he'd be called "smug".
