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    Posted on Jun 8, 2016

    9 Things That Would Happen If I Treated My Co-Workers Like I Treat My Dog

    Good boys! Good girls!

    1. I wouldn't call anyone by their proper name.

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    The new names I gave them would be much, much better and extremely cute.

    2. We would have long, excited greetings each morning where I would praise them lavishly.

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    Some of my co-workers would run up to greet me, while I would descend on others in their chair.

    3. It would be hard to concentrate in meetings – I'd just want to play with them!

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    I'd spend far too much on toys and treats for them.

    4. If they hadn't gone to the loo for a while, I would take them out for a wee.

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    We don't want any accidents!

    5. No matter what they did, I'd think it was cute.

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    And I'd post it to my Instagram #ilovecoworkers #cutecoworkers #coworkerlover.

    6. I would sneak them bits of my lunch under the desk.

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    I know it's bad to feed them at the table, but how could I resist their little faces?

    7. Whenever I needed something, or just wanted some quality co-worker time, I'd call to them across the office.

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    8. And I'd reward them when they were good.

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    9. At the end of the day I’d put my arm round them and spend some good time just stroking their head and ears.

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    It would be hard to leave them every evening – I’d miss them all so much.

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