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9 Things That Would Happen If I Treated My Co-Workers Like I Treat My Dog

Good boys! Good girls!

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1. I wouldn't call anyone by their proper name.

The new names I gave them would be much, much better and extremely cute.
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The new names I gave them would be much, much better and extremely cute.

2. We would have long, excited greetings each morning where I would praise them lavishly.

Some of my co-workers would run up to greet me, while I would descend on others in their chair.
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Some of my co-workers would run up to greet me, while I would descend on others in their chair.

3. It would be hard to concentrate in meetings – I'd just want to play with them!

I'd spend far too much on toys and treats for them.
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I'd spend far too much on toys and treats for them.

4. If they hadn't gone to the loo for a while, I would take them out for a wee.

We don't want any accidents!
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We don't want any accidents!

5. No matter what they did, I'd think it was cute.

And I'd post it to my Instagram #ilovecoworkers #cutecoworkers #coworkerlover.
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And I'd post it to my Instagram #ilovecoworkers #cutecoworkers #coworkerlover.

6. I would sneak them bits of my lunch under the desk.

I know it's bad to feed them at the table, but how could I resist their little faces?
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I know it's bad to feed them at the table, but how could I resist their little faces?

7. Whenever I needed something, or just wanted some quality co-worker time, I'd call to them across the office.

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8. And I'd reward them when they were good.

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9. At the end of the day I’d put my arm round them and spend some good time just stroking their head and ears.

It would be hard to leave them every evening – I’d miss them all so much.
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It would be hard to leave them every evening – I’d miss them all so much.