9 Things That Would Happen If I Treated My Co-Workers Like I Treat My Dog
Good boys! Good girls!
I wouldn't call anyone by their proper name.
We would have long, excited greetings each morning where I would praise them lavishly.
It would be hard to concentrate in meetings – I'd just want to play with them!
If they hadn't gone to the loo for a while, I would take them out for a wee.
No matter what they did, I'd think it was cute.
I would sneak them bits of my lunch under the desk.
Whenever I needed something, or just wanted some quality co-worker time, I'd call to them across the office.
And I'd reward them when they were good.
At the end of the day I’d put my arm round them and spend some good time just stroking their head and ears.
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