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This Is How To Get A Pay Rise (Possibly)

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To win more does (or in your case “dough”), the stags must destroy each other using their antlers:

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Similarly, you need to confront your boss and prove that your antlers are fucking hardcore and therefore you deserve more “dough”.

Then be assertive and direct. Be sure to look her in the eye!

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Does your boss want to employ a quivering, lily-livered, wet blanket? No she does not. She needs to know you are strong. Show her your antlers.

DON'T CRY.

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Crying is almost never good in an office environment, unless a more powerful colleague leaves or dies. In that case the more you cry the closer everyone will think you were to them, and the more respect you’ll get.

Ask your boss again the next day, but this time bring evidence to support your case.

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