1. Children laughing.2. Children playing.3. Children shouting.4. People eating with their mouth open.5. The sound of the person next to you breathing.6. Happy people.7. Young people.8. The word "amazing".9. The word "awesome".10. The word "amazeballs".11. People who say "like" all the time.12. People who sign off emails with kisses.13. People who sign off texts with kisses.14. People who constantly say they "love" things that they clearly only like.15. Someone describing something as "the best thing ever".16. People tweeting about their boring daily habits.17. Twitter.18. Facebook challenges.19. The Facebook Motherhood Challenge.20. Photos of your friends' lovely lives on Facebook.21. Facebook.22. Hot, sunny holiday destinations.23. Crowds.24. Festivals.25. Musicals.26. People humming.27. People singing happily to themselves.28. Your friends singing you "Happy Birthday."29. Your birthday.30. Other people's birthdays.31. Romantic surprises.32. Surprise parties.33. Just parties in general.34. Fashionable people.35. Hipsters.36. Celebrities.37. The Voice.38. The Great British Bake Off.39. Reality television in general.40. Television in general.41. Instagram pictures of avocados.42. Instagram pictures of all food but especially burgers dripping with cheese – if I see another fucking burger dripping with cheese...43. Humblebrag photos of knees in hammocks taken by friends on Thai beaches.44. Instagram.45. Jars instead of glasses.46. Food served on planks and slates.47. Trendy street-food markets.48. Any interactive game like charades.49. Karaoke.50. David Attenborough.51. Clare Balding.52. Matt Baker.53. The One Show.54. People walking slowly in front of you.55. Gentrification.56. Farrow and Ball.57. Hackney.58. People who spend lots of money on frivolous shit like clothes and make-up.59. The un-tah-un-tah-un-tah sound of someone’s headphones on public transport.60. People speaking loudly on public transport.61. Children on public transport.62. People using their mobile phone in your train carriage.63. People shouting loudly into their mobile phone at any time.64. "Morning people".65. Small talk.66. People who say, "Good weekend?"67. People who like Ed Sheeran.68. People who like Taylor Swift.69. People who like any modern pop music.70. Strangers talking to you on public transport.71. Strangers asking you for directions.72. Strangers talking to you anywhere at any time.73. Chuggers.74. A baby's sweet giggle.75. A kitten padding gently at your leg wanting to play a game with you.76. Puppies.
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