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9 Things All Gross Couples Have Secretly Done

Telling each other when you have a good poo.

1. Checking whether or not the the other one smells.

2. And making sure there's nothing in their nose.

3. Searching each other's bodies for spots, blackheads, or ingrown hairs.

4. Turning farting into a competitive sport.

5. Pulling out weird long hairs that grow in odd places.

6. And updating each other on your successes and failures in the toilet.

7. Sharing a toothbrush on holiday because one of you forgot to pack yours.

8. Having a nice chat while one of you is weeing.

9. And no matter how gross they are, still thinking they’re the most beautiful person on the planet.