9 Things All Gross Couples Have Secretly Done

Telling each other when you have a good poo.

1. Checking whether or not the the other one smells.

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Even if they smell bad, they kind of smell good to you because love is strange.

2. And making sure there’s nothing in their nose.

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If they’ve got a bogey you tell them right away, and it’s never awkward.

3. Searching each other’s bodies for spots, blackheads, or ingrown hairs.

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If you’re really gross, you might even squeeze them.

4. Turning farting into a competitive sport.

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Sometimes it’s like your farts are talking to each other.

5. Pulling out weird long hairs that grow in odd places.

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They seem to sprout from nowhere overnight.

6. And updating each other on your successes and failures in the toilet.

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If you do a big one, you want them to know. If you have the shits, you need their love and sympathy.

7. Sharing a toothbrush on holiday because one of you forgot to pack yours.

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Yes, it’s gross, but then so is kissing with tongues when you think about it.

8. Having a nice chat while one of you is weeing.

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You draw the line at pooing in front of each other – some things are sacred.

9. And no matter how gross they are, still thinking they’re the most beautiful person on the planet.

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Becky Barnicoat is writer and illustrator for BuzzFeed and is based in London.
 
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