"When I'm constipated I'll wet my finger then stick it up my butt. Then I snake the poop out till I feel empty. Sometimes I squish the poop between my fingers and smell it."
"I love to pop my pimples in a public bathroom and then wipe the junk out on the mirror. I can sit in the bathroom at my neighbourhood watering hole and do it for 30 minutes at a time."
"My friend has this habit of scratching her vagina over her clothes, then scratching her nose, like she's smell-checking her vagina. I've known her forever and never felt comfortable asking her wtf is up with it."
"Sometimes I like to fart in the shower and smell the bouquet. The vapour really gives it that extra boost to enjoy the aromas."
–Elizabeth Webster via Facebook
"My ex-boyfriend once wanted me to shit on his belly. So I did it. Unfortunately, it wasn't solid."
"The bottoms of my feet, especially around my toes and heels, are pretty fucking disgusting and peel-y. I take great pleasure in peeling the skin off the bottom of my feet. Heck, if I’m feeling pretty horrid I’ll eat it."
"When I pick my nose in the car, I wipe them on the side of the seat. Then when I come back later and they've dried up, I pick at them and toss them on the car floor."
"I boil my menstrual cup in the middle of the night and don't tell my parents which pot I used. I figure that the boiling water sterilizes the pot anyway, so it's not that bad."
"I once stuck a Cheerio up my nose to 'warm it up'. It was stuck in there for a good 10 minutes. Then I took it out, covered in snot, and ate it."
"My ex's dad would squeeze his spots then eat the pus when he thought no one was looking."
"I love sniffing my dog's paws. They smell like Frito corn chips. It's my guilty pleasure."
"I put my back out and couldn't leave my bed for a week, so I had to improvise bathroom-wise. I ended up using a 5-gallon bucket with a trash bag lining. I would manouevre to the side of the bed and go in a lying position. My poor dad had to take the bags out. Anyway, tl:dr: I got better, but I still use that method when it's too late to stumble to the bathroom."
"I have a very dry scalp. Before I wash my hair, I take a black item of clothing, turn my head upside down and scratch violently, watching the flakes slowly fall on to it. It's like Christmas in Florida!"
"It always feels good to pull out hairs that get stuck in my butt crack in the shower. So I'll purposefully put a hair back in again just so I can take it out."