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Which "Game Of Thrones" Villain Do You Secretly Want To Have Sex With?

Do you want to get saucy with Cersei or roll about with Ramsay?

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    In a four poster bed covered in animal furs
    By a campfire in the woods
    Just right here, right now
    In a turret with views across the city
    On a banqueting table
    In a tropical garden at night
    In a little hut with the snow falling outside
    Somewhere you’re not meant to have sex
    In a cool, dark room
  2. Choose a sky:

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    Cruelty
    Misanthropy
    Brutality
    Puritanism
    Untrustworthiness
    Treachery
    Obsession with death
    Bitterness
    Fanaticism
  4. Choose a castle:

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    Via Thinkstock
  5. Bondage
    Doctors and nurses
    Wearing blindfolds
    Tantric
    Licking of chocolate sauce
    Domination
    Messing around with ice cubes
    Stripping
    Humilation
  6. Choose an animal:

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    I'm funny
    I'm everybody's friend
    I'm outdoorsy
    I’m naughty
    I'm a natural leader
    I'm strong AF
    I'm honest
    I'm passionate
    I'm thoughtful
  8. Choose a superhero:

    Cat Woman
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    Cat Woman
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    Wolverine
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    Wolverine
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    Batman
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    Batman
    Via Warner Bros
    Hulk
    Via Universal
    Hulk
    Via Universal
    Spider-man
    Via Marvel
    Spider-man
    Via Marvel
    Mystique
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    Mystique
    Via Twentieth Century Fox
    Deadpool
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    Deadpool
    Via Twentieth Century Fox
    Black Widow
    Via Marvel
    Black Widow
    Via Marvel
    Superman
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    Superman
    Via Warner Bros
  9. Doggy style
    Spoons
    Standing up
    Missionary
    Sitting
    Cowgirl
    69
    Reverse cowgirl
    Wheelbarrow

Which "Game Of Thrones" Villain Do You Secretly Want To Have Sex With?

You got: The Mountain!

Who knows what’s behind that helmet, and who cares? You’d love this massive mutant to take you in his arms and do terrible/wonderful things to you.

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You got: The High Sparrow!

You know under that filthy hessian dress lies the loins of a man with wants, with desires. You’d sit close together in his spartan turret, reciting scriptures, but then your eyes would meet, and suddenly the mood would change. You’d have no regrets about making the High Sparrow commit the gravest sins of the flesh.

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You got: Little Finger!

So devious! So dastardly! So creepily hot. You’d be wary of each other at first, but as the night wore on, your attraction to each other would be overwhelming. You’d unbutton his rigid jacket-dress thing, and run your fingers through that little triangle of hair under his lip. “Oh Little Finger! Not so little after all...”

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You got: Ellaria Sand!

The very fact she might stab you at any moment would make your liaison with Ellaria Sand incredibly hot. You’d meet in the palace gardens one steamy Dorne night. She’d call you weak and pathetic, before pushing you onto a stone bench, ripping off her silk dress, and ravishing you by the light of the moon.

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You got: Septa Unella!

In your secret fantasy, you’re at Septa Unella’s mercy as a prisoner in one of the Faith’s cells. One day, while commanding you to repent, she rips off her starchy habit and unleashes her repressed desires. At the height of passion she screams, “Shame”.

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You got: The Night King!

His insane power, his brooding eyes, his fearlessness – The Night King would be the coldest, darkest fuck of your life, but that’s exactly why you want it.

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You got: Cersei!

Obviously she’s beautiful, but it’s also her ruthless, violent personality which turns you on. You’d like Cersei to push you onto the cold, hard stone floor of the Great Sept, then screw you with her eyes closed saying “Jamie” over and over again. Super fucking kinky.

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You got: The Hound!

He’s strong and he’s a survivor. He may have committed some dreadful atrocities, but somewhere in there is a good heart. He’d accompany you through some remote Westerosi backwaters, and as night fell… well, you gotta stay close for warmth.

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You got: Ramsay Bolton!

He’s pure evil but you can’t help it, you want to show Ramsay Bolton who’s boss in the bedroom. There’s just something about that crooked grin, and those blue eyes rolling around like marbles in his demonic little face. You totally would.

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